Only on paper has humanity yet achieved glory, beauty, truth, knowledge, virtue, and abiding love.
Quote by George Bernard Shaw
A fashion is nothing but an induced epidemic.
Most people do not pray; they only beg.
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Few people think more than two or three times a year. I have made an...
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What a man believes may be ascertained, not from his creed, but from the assumptions...
Life is no brief candle to me. It is a sort of splendid torch which...
Youth is wasted on the young.
I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides,...
Forget about likes and dislikes. They are of no consequence. Just do what must be...
Who says love never lives? Maybe we've never lived.
The conversion of Paul was no conversion at all; it was Paul who converted the...
I make a fortune from criticizing the policy of the government, and then hand it...
You see things; and you say, 'Why?' But I dream things that never were; and...
Beware of false knowledge; it is more dangerous than ignorance.
The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the...
If you spend any time in Los Angeles, there's only one topic of conversation.
That annoying moment when you insult a guy and they have the nerve to copy...
Politicians are wonderful people as long as they stay away from things they don't understand,...
Zombies are looking for brains. Don't worry. You're safe.