A broken heart is a very pleasant complaint for a man in London if he has a comfortable income.

Quote by George Bernard Shaw

Topics: Heartbreak Quotes, Love Quotes

I want to be all used up when I die.

I want to be all used up when I die.

In heaven an angel is nobody in particular.

In heaven an angel is nobody in particular.

If all the economists were laid end to end, they'd never reach a conclusion.

If all the economists were laid end to end, they'd never reach a conclusion.

I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.

I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.

I never resist temptation, because I have found that things that are bad for me...

I never resist temptation, because I have found that things that are bad for me...

If you must hold yourself up to your children as an object lesson, hold yourself...

If you must hold yourself up to your children as an object lesson, hold yourself...

I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides,...

I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides,...

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a...

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a...

Where there is no religion, hypocrisy becomes good taste

Where there is no religion, hypocrisy becomes good taste

The harder I work the more I live.

The harder I work the more I live.

The love of economy is the root of all virtue.

The love of economy is the root of all virtue.

Chess is a foolish expedient for making idle people believe they are doing something very...

Chess is a foolish expedient for making idle people believe they are doing something very...

Life is no brief candle to me. It is a sort of splendid torch which...

Life is no brief candle to me. It is a sort of splendid torch which...

Hatred is the coward's revenge for being intimidated.

Hatred is the coward's revenge for being intimidated.

A doctor's reputation is made by the number of eminent men who die under his...

A doctor's reputation is made by the number of eminent men who die under his...

The secret to success is to offend the greatest number of people.

The secret to success is to offend the greatest number of people.

Americans adore me and will go on adoring me until I say something nice about...

Americans adore me and will go on adoring me until I say something nice about...

You can always tell an old soldier by the inside of his holsters and cartridge...

You can always tell an old soldier by the inside of his holsters and cartridge...

Choose silence of all virtues, for by it you hear other men's imperfections, and conceal...

Choose silence of all virtues, for by it you hear other men's imperfections, and conceal...