The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.
Quote by George Bernard Shaw
George Bernard Shaw Quotes
Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.
It's so hard to know what to do when one wishes earnestly to do right.
To withhold deserved praise lest it should make its object conceited is as dishonest as...
The only secrets are the secrets that keep themselves.
Home is the girl's prison and the woman's workhouse.
The sincerest love is the love of food.
Life is no brief candle to me. It is a sort of splendid torch which...
There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
The great advantage of a hotel is that it is a refuge from home life.
I want to be thoroughly used up when I die, for the harder I work,...
If you must hold yourself up to your children as an object lesson, hold yourself...
Reading made Don Quixote a gentleman, but believing what he read made him mad.
The golden rule is that there are no golden rules.
The universal regard for money is the one hopeful fact in our civilization.
Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble...
But a lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it: it would be hell...
When a man wants to murder a tiger, it's called sport; when the tiger wants...
If all the economists were laid end to end, they'd never reach a conclusion.
The minority is sometimes right; the majority always wrong.
If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it...