The two most beautiful words in the English language are 'cheque enclosed.'

Quote by Dorothy Parker

Topics: Funny Quotes, Money Quotes

I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.

I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.

Summer makes me drowsy. Autumn makes me sing. Winter's pretty lousy, but I hate Spring.

Summer makes me drowsy. Autumn makes me sing. Winter's pretty lousy, but I hate Spring.

Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song, A medley of extemporanea; And love is...

Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song, A medley of extemporanea; And love is...

Brevity is the soul of lingerie.

Brevity is the soul of lingerie.

If you're going to write, don't pretend to write down. It's going to be the...

If you're going to write, don't pretend to write down. It's going to be the...

I'm never going to be famous. My name will never be writ large on the...

I'm never going to be famous. My name will never be writ large on the...

All those writers who write about their childhood! Gentle God, if I wrote about mine...

All those writers who write about their childhood! Gentle God, if I wrote about mine...

Drink and dance and laugh and lie, Love, the reeling midnight through, For tomorrow we...

Drink and dance and laugh and lie, Love, the reeling midnight through, For tomorrow we...

Art is a form of catharsis

Art is a form of catharsis

I can't talk about Hollywood. It was a horror to me when I was there...

I can't talk about Hollywood. It was a horror to me when I was there...

Misfortune, and recited misfortune especially, may be prolonged to the point where it ceases to...

Misfortune, and recited misfortune especially, may be prolonged to the point where it ceases to...

The only 'ism' Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.

The only 'ism' Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.

If you're going to write, don't pretend to write down. It's going to be the...

If you're going to write, don't pretend to write down. It's going to be the...

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people...

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people...

Every love's the love before in a duller dress

Every love's the love before in a duller dress

This novel is not to be tossed lightly aside, but to be hurled with great...

This novel is not to be tossed lightly aside, but to be hurled with great...

Lonely is a man without love.

Lonely is a man without love.

Love is a spirit all compact of fire

Love is a spirit all compact of fire

A sister can give you the best advise youve ever heard even if she doesnt...

A sister can give you the best advise youve ever heard even if she doesnt...

I miss you even more than I could have believed; and I was prepared to...

I miss you even more than I could have believed; and I was prepared to...