I wish I could drink like a lady I can take one or two at the most Three and I'm under the table Four and I'm under the host.

Quote by Dorothy Parker

Topics: Drink Quotes

Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song, A medley of extemporanea; And love is...

Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song, A medley of extemporanea; And love is...

Summer makes me drowsy. Autumn makes me sing. Winter's pretty lousy, but I hate Spring.

Summer makes me drowsy. Autumn makes me sing. Winter's pretty lousy, but I hate Spring.

Lonely is a man without love.

Lonely is a man without love.

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people...

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people...

Idleness, sorrow, a friend, and a foe.

Idleness, sorrow, a friend, and a foe.

How do people go to sleep? I'm afraid I've lost the knack. I might try...

How do people go to sleep? I'm afraid I've lost the knack. I might try...

All those writers who write about their childhood! Gentle God, if I wrote about mine...

All those writers who write about their childhood! Gentle God, if I wrote about mine...

Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone

Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone

I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.

I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.

Work is the province of cattle.

Work is the province of cattle.

That woman speaks eight languages and can't say no in any of them.

That woman speaks eight languages and can't say no in any of them.

Scratch a lover, find a foe

Scratch a lover, find a foe

I can't talk about Hollywood. It was a horror to me when I was there...

I can't talk about Hollywood. It was a horror to me when I was there...

Brevity is the soul of lingerie.

Brevity is the soul of lingerie.

Hollywood money isn't money. It's congealed snow.

Hollywood money isn't money. It's congealed snow.

The only 'ism' Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.

The only 'ism' Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.

Gratitude - the meanest and most snivelling attribute in the world.

Gratitude - the meanest and most snivelling attribute in the world.

If you're going to write, don't pretend to write down. It's going to be the...

If you're going to write, don't pretend to write down. It's going to be the...

Do the best you can in every task, no matter how unimportant it may seem...

Do the best you can in every task, no matter how unimportant it may seem...

You have to do your own growing no matter how tall your grandfather was.

You have to do your own growing no matter how tall your grandfather was.

To produce a mighty book, you must choose a mighty theme. No great and enduring...

To produce a mighty book, you must choose a mighty theme. No great and enduring...