The trouble with the Internet is that it's replacing masturbation as a leisure activity

Quote by Patrick Murray

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I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the...

I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the...

Any political party that includes the word 'democratic' in its name, isn't.

Any political party that includes the word 'democratic' in its name, isn't.

A Lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the...

A Lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the...

The only difference between a dead skunk lying in the road and a dead lawyer...

The only difference between a dead skunk lying in the road and a dead lawyer...