I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.

Quote by Patrick Murray

Topics: Luck Quotes, Men And Women Quotes, Relationships Quotes

A Lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the...

A Lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the...

Any political party that includes the word 'democratic' in its name, isn't.

Any political party that includes the word 'democratic' in its name, isn't.

The trouble with the Internet is that it's replacing masturbation as a leisure activity

The trouble with the Internet is that it's replacing masturbation as a leisure activity

The only difference between a dead skunk lying in the road and a dead lawyer...

The only difference between a dead skunk lying in the road and a dead lawyer...