The only difference between a dead skunk lying in the road and a dead lawyer lying in the road is that there are skid marks around the skunk.

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The trouble with the Internet is that it's replacing masturbation as a leisure activity

The trouble with the Internet is that it's replacing masturbation as a leisure activity

Any political party that includes the word 'democratic' in its name, isn't.

Any political party that includes the word 'democratic' in its name, isn't.

A Lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the...

A Lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the...

I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the...

I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the...

You can't expect to be a lucky dog if you spend all your time growling

You can't expect to be a lucky dog if you spend all your time growling

For each petal on the shamrock this brings a wish your way. Good health, good...

For each petal on the shamrock this brings a wish your way. Good health, good...

Being generous, just helping one's relatives and being blameless in one's actions; this is the...

Being generous, just helping one's relatives and being blameless in one's actions; this is the...

To support mother and father, to cherish wife and child and to have a simple...

To support mother and father, to cherish wife and child and to have a simple...

Maybe I'm lucky to be going so slowly, because I may be going in the...

Maybe I'm lucky to be going so slowly, because I may be going in the...

People often remark that I'm pretty lucky. Luck is only important in so far as...

People often remark that I'm pretty lucky. Luck is only important in so far as...

Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast; in the stream where you least...

Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast; in the stream where you least...

A pound of pluck is worth a ton of luck.

A pound of pluck is worth a ton of luck.

May your pockets be heavy and your heart be light. May good luck pursue you...

May your pockets be heavy and your heart be light. May good luck pursue you...

Better an ounce of luck than a pound of gold.

Better an ounce of luck than a pound of gold.

If you were to ask me if I'd ever had the bad luck to miss...

If you were to ask me if I'd ever had the bad luck to miss...

Luck is a crossroad where preparation and opportunity meet

Luck is a crossroad where preparation and opportunity meet

Luck is everything... My good luck in life was to be a really frightened person....

Luck is everything... My good luck in life was to be a really frightened person....

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have

Luck is like having a rice dumpling fly into your mouth

Luck is like having a rice dumpling fly into your mouth

You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?

You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?

Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of...

Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of...

We measure success and depth by length of time, but it is possible to have...

We measure success and depth by length of time, but it is possible to have...