The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.

Quote by Abe Lemons

Topics: Retirement Quotes

One day of practice is like one day of clean living. It doesn't do you...

One day of practice is like one day of clean living. It doesn't do you...

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school...

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school...

I don't have any tricky plays, I'd rather have tricky players.

I don't have any tricky plays, I'd rather have tricky players.

Damn referees, I'll miss them less than anybody.

Damn referees, I'll miss them less than anybody.

It was a hole in one contest and I had a three.

It was a hole in one contest and I had a three.

I don't jog, if I die I want to be sick.

I don't jog, if I die I want to be sick.

There are really only two plays: Romeo and Juliet, and put the darn ball in...

There are really only two plays: Romeo and Juliet, and put the darn ball in...

You know what they call the fellow who finishes last in his medical school graduating...

You know what they call the fellow who finishes last in his medical school graduating...

It was a hole in one contest and I had a three.

It was a hole in one contest and I had a three.

I will not retire while I've still got my legs and my make-up box.

I will not retire while I've still got my legs and my make-up box.

A short retirement urges a sweet return

A short retirement urges a sweet return

When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.

When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.

My retirement plan is to find a shopping cart with good snow tires.

My retirement plan is to find a shopping cart with good snow tires.

I have never liked working. To me a job is an invasion of privacy

I have never liked working. To me a job is an invasion of privacy

Sooner or later I'm going to die, but I'm not going to retire.

Sooner or later I'm going to die, but I'm not going to retire.

There are some who start their retirement long before they stop working.

There are some who start their retirement long before they stop working.

To retire is to die.

To retire is to die.

People may live as much retired from the world as they like, but sooner or...

People may live as much retired from the world as they like, but sooner or...

Retirement may be looked upon either as a prolonged holiday or as a rejection, a...

Retirement may be looked upon either as a prolonged holiday or as a rejection, a...

The question isn't at what age I want to retire, it's at what income.

The question isn't at what age I want to retire, it's at what income.