There are really only two plays: Romeo and Juliet, and put the darn ball in the basket.

Quote by Abe Lemons

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.

I don't have any tricky plays, I'd rather have tricky players.

I don't have any tricky plays, I'd rather have tricky players.

One day of practice is like one day of clean living. It doesn't do you...

One day of practice is like one day of clean living. It doesn't do you...

I don't jog, if I die I want to be sick.

I don't jog, if I die I want to be sick.

It was a hole in one contest and I had a three.

It was a hole in one contest and I had a three.

It was a hole in one contest and I had a three.

It was a hole in one contest and I had a three.

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school...

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school...

Damn referees, I'll miss them less than anybody.

Damn referees, I'll miss them less than anybody.

You know what they call the fellow who finishes last in his medical school graduating...

You know what they call the fellow who finishes last in his medical school graduating...