Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor.

Quote by Abe Lemons

There are really only two plays: Romeo and Juliet, and put the darn ball in...

There are really only two plays: Romeo and Juliet, and put the darn ball in...

You know what they call the fellow who finishes last in his medical school graduating...

You know what they call the fellow who finishes last in his medical school graduating...

It was a hole in one contest and I had a three.

It was a hole in one contest and I had a three.

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.

One day of practice is like one day of clean living. It doesn't do you...

One day of practice is like one day of clean living. It doesn't do you...

It was a hole in one contest and I had a three.

It was a hole in one contest and I had a three.

I don't have any tricky plays, I'd rather have tricky players.

I don't have any tricky plays, I'd rather have tricky players.

Damn referees, I'll miss them less than anybody.

Damn referees, I'll miss them less than anybody.

I don't jog, if I die I want to be sick.

I don't jog, if I die I want to be sick.