Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor.

Quote by Abe Lemons

There are really only two plays: Romeo and Juliet, and put the darn ball in...

There are really only two plays: Romeo and Juliet, and put the darn ball in...

Damn referees, I'll miss them less than anybody.

Damn referees, I'll miss them less than anybody.

It was a hole in one contest and I had a three.

It was a hole in one contest and I had a three.

One day of practice is like one day of clean living. It doesn't do you...

One day of practice is like one day of clean living. It doesn't do you...

You know what they call the fellow who finishes last in his medical school graduating...

You know what they call the fellow who finishes last in his medical school graduating...

I don't jog, if I die I want to be sick.

I don't jog, if I die I want to be sick.

It was a hole in one contest and I had a three.

It was a hole in one contest and I had a three.

I don't have any tricky plays, I'd rather have tricky players.

I don't have any tricky plays, I'd rather have tricky players.

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.

A short retirement urges a sweet return

A short retirement urges a sweet return

Gainfully unemployed, very proud of it, too.

Gainfully unemployed, very proud of it, too.

Don't think of retiring from the world until the world will be sorry that you...

Don't think of retiring from the world until the world will be sorry that you...

Musicians don't retire; they stop when there's no more music in them.

Musicians don't retire; they stop when there's no more music in them.

When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.

When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.

The goal of retirement is to live off your assets, not on them.

The goal of retirement is to live off your assets, not on them.

To retire is to die.

To retire is to die.

My retirement plan is to find a shopping cart with good snow tires.

My retirement plan is to find a shopping cart with good snow tires.

People may live as much retired from the world as they like, but sooner or...

People may live as much retired from the world as they like, but sooner or...

There are some who start their retirement long before they stop working.

There are some who start their retirement long before they stop working.

Preparation for old age should begin not later than one's teens. A life which is...

Preparation for old age should begin not later than one's teens. A life which is...