The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you.

Quote by Rita Mae Brown

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Virginia Woolf said that writers must be androgynous. I'll go a step further. You must...

Virginia Woolf said that writers must be androgynous. I'll go a step further. You must...

I became a lesbian because of women, because women are beautiful, strong, and compassionate.

I became a lesbian because of women, because women are beautiful, strong, and compassionate.

What's the point of being a lesbian if a woman is going to look and...

What's the point of being a lesbian if a woman is going to look and...

Every action is either strong or weak, and when every action is strong we are...

Every action is either strong or weak, and when every action is strong we are...

Recognition of function always precedes recognition of being.

Recognition of function always precedes recognition of being.

Writers will happen in the best of families.

Writers will happen in the best of families.

I believe you are your work. Don't trade the stuff of your life, time, for...

I believe you are your work. Don't trade the stuff of your life, time, for...

I believe in a lively disrespect for most forms of authority.

I believe in a lively disrespect for most forms of authority.

I finally figured out the only reason to be alive is to enjoy it.

I finally figured out the only reason to be alive is to enjoy it.

About all you can do in life is be who you are. Some people will...

About all you can do in life is be who you are. Some people will...

Divorce is the one human tragedy that reduces everything to cash.

Divorce is the one human tragedy that reduces everything to cash.

The only queer people are those who don't love anybody.

The only queer people are those who don't love anybody.

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work.

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work.

If the world were a logical place, men would ride side saddle

If the world were a logical place, men would ride side saddle

Good judgment comes from experience, and often experience comes from bad judgment.

Good judgment comes from experience, and often experience comes from bad judgment.

My lesbianism is an act of Christian charity. All those women out there praying for...

My lesbianism is an act of Christian charity. All those women out there praying for...

No government has the right to tell its citizens when or whom to love. The...

No government has the right to tell its citizens when or whom to love. The...

Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer.

Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer.

Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and...

Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and...

Oh, you're dating my ex...I thought the five second rule was for food only...

Oh, you're dating my ex...I thought the five second rule was for food only...

You can always tell a real friend: When you make a fool of yourself, he...

You can always tell a real friend: When you make a fool of yourself, he...