The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you.

Quote by Rita Mae Brown

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Divorce is the one human tragedy that reduces everything to cash.

Divorce is the one human tragedy that reduces everything to cash.

Love is the wild card of existence.

Love is the wild card of existence.

Moral passion without entertainment is propaganda, and entertainment without moral passion is television.

Moral passion without entertainment is propaganda, and entertainment without moral passion is television.

Writers will happen in the best of families

Writers will happen in the best of families

Good judgment comes from experience, and often experience comes from bad judgment.

Good judgment comes from experience, and often experience comes from bad judgment.

I am a comic writer, which means I get to slay the dragons, and shoot...

I am a comic writer, which means I get to slay the dragons, and shoot...

Writers will happen in the best of families.

Writers will happen in the best of families.

About all you can do in life is be who you are. Some people will...

About all you can do in life is be who you are. Some people will...

What's the point of being a lesbian if a woman is going to look and...

What's the point of being a lesbian if a woman is going to look and...

I believe you are your work. Don't trade the stuff of your life, time, for...

I believe you are your work. Don't trade the stuff of your life, time, for...

You sell a screenplay like you sell a car. If someone drives it off a...

You sell a screenplay like you sell a car. If someone drives it off a...

Leroy bet me I couldn't find a pot of gold at the end, and I...

Leroy bet me I couldn't find a pot of gold at the end, and I...

If the world were a logical place, men would ride side saddle

If the world were a logical place, men would ride side saddle

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from...

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from...

A peacefulness follows any decision, even the wrong one.

A peacefulness follows any decision, even the wrong one.

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.

I became a lesbian because of women, because women are beautiful, strong, and compassionate.

I became a lesbian because of women, because women are beautiful, strong, and compassionate.

The reward for conformity is that everyone likes you but yourself.

The reward for conformity is that everyone likes you but yourself.

I think the reward for conformity is that everyone likes you except yourself.

I think the reward for conformity is that everyone likes you except yourself.

I, for one, hope that youth will again revolt and again demoralize the dead weight...

I, for one, hope that youth will again revolt and again demoralize the dead weight...