When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross.

Quote by Clint Eastwood

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When I was young there was no respect for the young, and now that I...

When I was young there was no respect for the young, and now that I...

I have a very strict gun control policy: if there's a gun around, I want...

I have a very strict gun control policy: if there's a gun around, I want...

I've never met a genius. A genius to me is someone who does well at...

I've never met a genius. A genius to me is someone who does well at...

There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn...

There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn...

If you think it's going to rain, it will.

If you think it's going to rain, it will.

We boil at different degrees.

We boil at different degrees.

I have strong feelings about gun control. If there's a gun around, I want to...

I have strong feelings about gun control. If there's a gun around, I want to...

I tried being reasonable, I didn't like it.

I tried being reasonable, I didn't like it.

It takes tremendous discipline to control the influence, the power you have over other people's...

It takes tremendous discipline to control the influence, the power you have over other people's...

You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?

You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?

There's a lot of great movies that have won the Academy Award, and a lot...

There's a lot of great movies that have won the Academy Award, and a lot...

This film cost $31 million. With that kind of money I could have invaded some...

This film cost $31 million. With that kind of money I could have invaded some...

They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.

They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.

I don't believe in pessimism. If something doesn't come up the way you want, forge...

I don't believe in pessimism. If something doesn't come up the way you want, forge...

Men must know their limitations.

Men must know their limitations.

Sometimes if you want to see a change for the better, you have to take...

Sometimes if you want to see a change for the better, you have to take...

If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.

If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.

I'm interested in the fact that the less secure a man is, the more likely...

I'm interested in the fact that the less secure a man is, the more likely...

Prejudice squints when it looks, and lies when it talks

Prejudice squints when it looks, and lies when it talks

Prejudice is never easy unless it can pass itself off for reason

Prejudice is never easy unless it can pass itself off for reason