When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross.

Quote by Clint Eastwood

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The less secure a man is, the more likely he is to have extreme prejudice.

The less secure a man is, the more likely he is to have extreme prejudice.

You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk

You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk

It takes tremendous discipline to control the influence, the power you have over other people's...

It takes tremendous discipline to control the influence, the power you have over other people's...

They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.

They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.

I have a very strict gun control policy: if there's a gun around, I want...

I have a very strict gun control policy: if there's a gun around, I want...

I'm interested in the fact that the less secure a man is, the more likely...

I'm interested in the fact that the less secure a man is, the more likely...

Sometimes if you want to see a change for the better, you have to take...

Sometimes if you want to see a change for the better, you have to take...

I have strong feelings about gun control. If there's a gun around, I want to...

I have strong feelings about gun control. If there's a gun around, I want to...

Respect your efforts, respect yourself. Self-respect leads to self-discipline. When you have both firmly under...

Respect your efforts, respect yourself. Self-respect leads to self-discipline. When you have both firmly under...

To me, life is like the back nine in golf. Sometimes you play better on...

To me, life is like the back nine in golf. Sometimes you play better on...

I'm interested in the fact that the less secure a man is, the more likely...

I'm interested in the fact that the less secure a man is, the more likely...

I like the libertarian view, which is to leave everyone alone. Even as a kid,...

I like the libertarian view, which is to leave everyone alone. Even as a kid,...

We are like boxers, one never knows how much longer one has.

We are like boxers, one never knows how much longer one has.

You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?

You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?

When I was young there was no respect for the young, and now that I...

When I was young there was no respect for the young, and now that I...

This film cost $31 million. With that kind of money I could have invaded some...

This film cost $31 million. With that kind of money I could have invaded some...

They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.

They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.

I don't believe in pessimism. If something doesn't come up the way you want, forge...

I don't believe in pessimism. If something doesn't come up the way you want, forge...

When one door closes another door opens; but we so often look so long and...

When one door closes another door opens; but we so often look so long and...

Pessimism is an excuse for not trying and a guarantee to a personal failure.

Pessimism is an excuse for not trying and a guarantee to a personal failure.