When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross.

Quote by Clint Eastwood

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We boil at different degrees.

We boil at different degrees.

I don't believe in pessimism. If something doesn't come up the way you want, forge...

I don't believe in pessimism. If something doesn't come up the way you want, forge...

If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.

If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.

Sometimes if you want to see a change for the better, you have to take...

Sometimes if you want to see a change for the better, you have to take...

There's a lot of great movies that have won the Academy Award, and a lot...

There's a lot of great movies that have won the Academy Award, and a lot...

There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn...

There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn...

Men must know their limitations.

Men must know their limitations.

It takes tremendous discipline to control the influence, the power you have over other people's...

It takes tremendous discipline to control the influence, the power you have over other people's...

If you think it's going to rain, it will.

If you think it's going to rain, it will.

The less secure a man is, the more likely he is to have extreme prejudice.

The less secure a man is, the more likely he is to have extreme prejudice.

It takes tremendous discipline to control the influence, the power you have over other people's...

It takes tremendous discipline to control the influence, the power you have over other people's...

Respect your efforts, respect yourself. Self-respect leads to self-discipline. When you have both firmly under...

Respect your efforts, respect yourself. Self-respect leads to self-discipline. When you have both firmly under...

This film cost $31 million. With that kind of money I could have invaded some...

This film cost $31 million. With that kind of money I could have invaded some...

Respect your efforts, respect yourself. Self-respect leads to self-discipline. When you have both firmly under...

Respect your efforts, respect yourself. Self-respect leads to self-discipline. When you have both firmly under...

This film cost $31 million. With that kind of money I could have invaded some...

This film cost $31 million. With that kind of money I could have invaded some...

They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.

They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.

We are like boxers, one never knows how much longer one has.

We are like boxers, one never knows how much longer one has.

You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?

You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?

Some of these bulls are gonna' spin those cowboys so fast, they'll look like a...

Some of these bulls are gonna' spin those cowboys so fast, they'll look like a...

Never slap a man who chews tobacco.

Never slap a man who chews tobacco.

An occasional lucky guess as to what makes a wife tick is the best a...

An occasional lucky guess as to what makes a wife tick is the best a...

Maturity is a high price to pay for growing up.

Maturity is a high price to pay for growing up.