When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross.

Quote by Clint Eastwood

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Respect your efforts, respect yourself. Self-respect leads to self-discipline. When you have both firmly under...

Respect your efforts, respect yourself. Self-respect leads to self-discipline. When you have both firmly under...

Sometimes if you want to see a change for the better, you have to take...

Sometimes if you want to see a change for the better, you have to take...

We boil at different degrees.

We boil at different degrees.

You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?

You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?

There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn...

There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn...

I'm interested in the fact that the less secure a man is, the more likely...

I'm interested in the fact that the less secure a man is, the more likely...

This film cost $31 million. With that kind of money I could have invaded some...

This film cost $31 million. With that kind of money I could have invaded some...

My old drama coach used to say, 'Don't just do something, stand there.' Gary Cooper...

My old drama coach used to say, 'Don't just do something, stand there.' Gary Cooper...

If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.

If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.

I have a very strict gun control policy: if there's a gun around, I want...

I have a very strict gun control policy: if there's a gun around, I want...

In school, I could hear the leaves rustle and go on a journey.

In school, I could hear the leaves rustle and go on a journey.

When I was young there was no respect for the young, and now that I...

When I was young there was no respect for the young, and now that I...

There's a lot of great movies that have won the Academy Award, and a lot...

There's a lot of great movies that have won the Academy Award, and a lot...

I tried being reasonable, I didn't like it.

I tried being reasonable, I didn't like it.

I have strong feelings about gun control. If there's a gun around, I want to...

I have strong feelings about gun control. If there's a gun around, I want to...

They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.

They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.

We are like boxers, one never knows how much longer one has.

We are like boxers, one never knows how much longer one has.

To me, life is like the back nine in golf. Sometimes you play better on...

To me, life is like the back nine in golf. Sometimes you play better on...

Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999...

Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999...

Vision without action is daydream. Action without vision is nightmare.

Vision without action is daydream. Action without vision is nightmare.

All of the animals except for man know that the principle business of life is...

All of the animals except for man know that the principle business of life is...