If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother

Quote by Sam Levenson

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Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a...

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a...

The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.

The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.

It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and...

It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and...

When I was a boy I used to do what my father wanted. Now I...

When I was a boy I used to do what my father wanted. Now I...

You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to...

You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to...

We should not permit prayer to be taken out of the schools; that's the only...

We should not permit prayer to be taken out of the schools; that's the only...

If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen...

If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen...

Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.

Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.

I'm going to stop putting things off, starting tomorrow!

I'm going to stop putting things off, starting tomorrow!

Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.

Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common...

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common...

Insanity is hereditary; you can get it from your children

Insanity is hereditary; you can get it from your children

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

One of the virtues of being very young is that you don't let the facts...

One of the virtues of being very young is that you don't let the facts...

One of the virtues of being very young is that you don't let the facts...

One of the virtues of being very young is that you don't let the facts...

It's a good thing that when God created the rainbow he didn't consult a decorator...

It's a good thing that when God created the rainbow he didn't consult a decorator...

Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.

Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.

Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.

Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.

Just try to be happy. Unhappiness starts with wanting to be happier.

Just try to be happy. Unhappiness starts with wanting to be happier.

Any kid who has two parents who are interested in him and has a houseful...

Any kid who has two parents who are interested in him and has a houseful...