If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother

Quote by Sam Levenson

Topics: Little Brother Quotes

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

Just try to be happy. Unhappiness starts with wanting to be happier.

Just try to be happy. Unhappiness starts with wanting to be happier.

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a...

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a...

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a...

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a...

Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.

Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.

Insanity is hereditary; you can get it from your children

Insanity is hereditary; you can get it from your children

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common...

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common...

Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.

Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

I'm going to stop putting things off, starting tomorrow!

I'm going to stop putting things off, starting tomorrow!

One of the virtues of being very young is that you don't let the facts...

One of the virtues of being very young is that you don't let the facts...

The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.

The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.

One of the virtues of being very young is that you don't let the facts...

One of the virtues of being very young is that you don't let the facts...

Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.

Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.

If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen...

If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen...

Love at first sight is easy to understand; it's when two people have been looking...

Love at first sight is easy to understand; it's when two people have been looking...

We should not permit prayer to be taken out of the schools; that's the only...

We should not permit prayer to be taken out of the schools; that's the only...

Any kid who has two parents who are interested in him and has a houseful...

Any kid who has two parents who are interested in him and has a houseful...

The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.

The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.

When I was a boy I used to do what my father wanted. Now I...

When I was a boy I used to do what my father wanted. Now I...