The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven't made up their minds.
Quote by Casey Stengel
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The team has come along slow but fast.
I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks during batting practice.
You have to have a catcher because if you don't you're likely to have a...
The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away...
If you're so smart, let's see you get out of the Army.
Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story.
I got players with bad watches - they can't tell midnight from noon.
Look at him. He doesn't drink, he doesn't smoke, he doesn't chew and he doesn't...
All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
The Mets have shown me more ways to lose than I even knew existed.
The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It's that...
My health is good enough about the shoulders.
If you don't do it excellently, don't do it at all. Because if it's not...
I moved to New York City for my health. I'm paranoid and it was the...
Capital is reckless of the health or length of life of the laborer, unless under...