The only benefit of having a long-distance boyfriend is not having to shave your legs that much.

Topics: Girls Quotes, Long Distance Relationship Quotes

I'd rather be naked in front of a guy than in front of a group...

I'd rather be naked in front of a guy than in front of a group...

Any girl can look glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look...

Any girl can look glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look...

Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.

Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.

Even today, well-brought-up English girls are taught by their mothers to boil all veggies for...

Even today, well-brought-up English girls are taught by their mothers to boil all veggies for...

My ideal relaxation is working on upholstry. I spend hours in junk shops buying furniture....

My ideal relaxation is working on upholstry. I spend hours in junk shops buying furniture....

Too many girls follow the line of least resistance--but a good line is hard to...

Too many girls follow the line of least resistance--but a good line is hard to...

Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.

Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.

Chicks worry about the things that guys forget. Guys worry about the things that chicks...

Chicks worry about the things that guys forget. Guys worry about the things that chicks...

Girls love a guy who can hold a good conversation without talking about sex every...

Girls love a guy who can hold a good conversation without talking about sex every...

A boy will never forget the girl he couldn't have. A girl will never forget...

A boy will never forget the girl he couldn't have. A girl will never forget...

I wish the men in my house would be a little more courteous and put...

I wish the men in my house would be a little more courteous and put...

When a girl ends a conversation with, 'k bye' you can be certain you just...

When a girl ends a conversation with, 'k bye' you can be certain you just...

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse'.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse'.

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an...

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an...

If he can't keep a conversation going, don't expect him to be able to keep...

If he can't keep a conversation going, don't expect him to be able to keep...

Girls, if a guy pauses a video game to text you back...marry him.

Girls, if a guy pauses a video game to text you back...marry him.

Women like silent men. They think they're listening.

Women like silent men. They think they're listening.

When a girl ceases to blush, she has lost the most powerful charm of her...

When a girl ceases to blush, she has lost the most powerful charm of her...

And ever has it been known that love knows not its own depth until the...

And ever has it been known that love knows not its own depth until the...

I'll turn my back and walk away, away from the pain. Scream it loud, drown...

I'll turn my back and walk away, away from the pain. Scream it loud, drown...