The main problem in marriage is that for a man sex is a hunger like eating. If the man is hungry and cant get to a fancy French restaurant, he goes to a hot dog stand. For a woman, what…
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The real problem with men- they can only think six inches into the future. The...
You know, the condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip it on...
What all your sex desire is Sovereignty
If your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no longer be...
He had ambitions, at one time, to become a sex maniac, but he failed his...
Little do women know what big ideas I have in my pants.
The last time I was inside a woman was when I was inside the Statue...
Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've...
As a lover, I'm about as impressive as a magician on the radio.
Sex is. There is nothing more to be done about it. Sex builds no roads,...
Sex is a discovery
Winning is like sex, the more you do it, the more you like it.
Sex is nobody's business except the three people involved
These Liberty girls, they don't have sex, but you can always play in the mud!!
Sex is an emotion in motion
Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's one of...
Vasectomy means not ever having to say you are sorry
You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!
I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.