The golden rule is that there are no golden rules.
Quote by George Bernard Shaw
Home is the girl's prison and the woman's workhouse
Hell is full of musical amateurs.
The art of government is the organization of idolatry.
Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all others because you were...
There is no love sincerer than the love of food.
We don't stop playing because we grow old; We grow old because we stop playing.
You cannot be a hero without being a coward.
A happy family is but an earlier heaven
He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political...
I make a fortune from criticizing the policy of the government, and then hand it...
People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.
The evil to be attacked is not sin, suffering, greed, priesthood, kingcraft, demagogy, monopoly, ignorance,...
If everybody minded their own business, said the Duchess in a hoarse growl, the world...
Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who looks at it when it...
I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.
Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about...
What a man believes may be ascertained, not from his creed, but from the assumptions...
Old men are dangerous it doesn't matter to them what is going to happen to...
How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?
Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you're aboard, there's nothing...