Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends.
Quote by George Bernard Shaw
Nobel prize money is a life-belt thrown to a swimmer who has already reached the...
A woman whose face looked as if it had been made of sugar and someone...
My reputation grows with every failure.
An Englishman thinks he is moral when he is only comfortable
You'll never have a quiet world till you knock the patriotism out of the human...
The seven deadly sins... food, clothing, firing, rent, taxes,respectability and children. Nothing can lift those...
When I was young, I observed that nine out of ten things I did were...
Man can climb to the highest summits, but he cannot dwell there long.
Nothing is ever done in this world until men are prepared to kill one another...
A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a...
Virtue is insufficient temptation.
I want to be thoroughly used up when I die, for the harder I work...
I'm an atheist and I thank God for it.
Woman reduces us all to a common denomination
A perpetual holiday is a good working definition of hell.
Christianity might be a good thing if anyone ever tried it.
Few people think more than two or three times a year. I have made an...
Kings are not born: they are made by artificial hallucination.
The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.
The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. The poverty-stricken man...