Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice; Pull down your pants, and slide on the ice.

Quote by Sidney Freedman

Topics: Advice Quotes

Physical fitness can neither be achieved by wishful thinking nor outright purchase.

Physical fitness can neither be achieved by wishful thinking nor outright purchase.

Know when to tune out, if you listen to too much advice you may wind...

Know when to tune out, if you listen to too much advice you may wind...

Never trust the advice of a man in difficulties.

Never trust the advice of a man in difficulties.

As a general rule...people ask for advice only in order not to follow it; or...

As a general rule...people ask for advice only in order not to follow it; or...

When a man won't listen to his conscience, it's usually because he doesn't want advice...

When a man won't listen to his conscience, it's usually because he doesn't want advice...

We may give advice, but not the sense to use it.

We may give advice, but not the sense to use it.

The best advisers, helpers and friends, always are not those who tell us how to...

The best advisers, helpers and friends, always are not those who tell us how to...

To profit from good advice requires more wisdom than to give it.

To profit from good advice requires more wisdom than to give it.

Live your life each day as you would climb a mountain. An occasional glance towards...

Live your life each day as you would climb a mountain. An occasional glance towards...

To my great-grandfather I owed the advice to dispense with the education of the schools...

To my great-grandfather I owed the advice to dispense with the education of the schools...

Broken heart again. Another lesson learned. Better know your friends. Or you will get burned.

Broken heart again. Another lesson learned. Better know your friends. Or you will get burned.

Never answer an anonymous letter

Never answer an anonymous letter

Faith in Him has welled up within my mind. Nanak gives this advice.

Faith in Him has welled up within my mind. Nanak gives this advice.

Here's the advice Sir William Osler gave the students at Yale: Live neither in the...

Here's the advice Sir William Osler gave the students at Yale: Live neither in the...

To ask advice is in nine cases out of ten to tout for flattery.

To ask advice is in nine cases out of ten to tout for flattery.

Silence is a girl's loudest cry. If she is speechless, her heart is too tired...

Silence is a girl's loudest cry. If she is speechless, her heart is too tired...

We may give advice, but we can't inspire conduct

We may give advice, but we can't inspire conduct

A wise man puts aside 10 percent of the money he gets - and 90...

A wise man puts aside 10 percent of the money he gets - and 90...