Americans adore me and will go on adoring me until I say something nice about them.

Quote by George Bernard Shaw

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The art of government is the organisation of idolatry.

The art of government is the organisation of idolatry.

A fashion is nothing but an induced epidemic.

A fashion is nothing but an induced epidemic.

My main reason for adopting literature as a profession was that, as the author is...

My main reason for adopting literature as a profession was that, as the author is...

Life contains but two tragedies. One is not to get your heart's desire; the other...

Life contains but two tragedies. One is not to get your heart's desire; the other...

Miracles, in the sense of phenomena we cannot explain, surround us on every hand: life...

Miracles, in the sense of phenomena we cannot explain, surround us on every hand: life...

Every man over forty is a scoundrel.

Every man over forty is a scoundrel.

Live everyday as though it's your last 'cause one day you'll be right.

Live everyday as though it's your last 'cause one day you'll be right.

Do not waste your time on Social Questions. What is the matter with the poor...

Do not waste your time on Social Questions. What is the matter with the poor...

Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.

Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.

I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.

I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.

Human beings are the only animals of which I am thoroughly and cravenly afraid.

Human beings are the only animals of which I am thoroughly and cravenly afraid.

It is most unwise for people in love to marry.

It is most unwise for people in love to marry.

There is no love sincerer than the love of food.

There is no love sincerer than the love of food.

Success covers a multitude of blunders

Success covers a multitude of blunders

It is a woman's business to get married as soon as possible, and a man's...

It is a woman's business to get married as soon as possible, and a man's...

The people who get on in this world are the people who get up and...

The people who get on in this world are the people who get up and...

You have to choose between trusting to the natural stability of gold and the natural...

You have to choose between trusting to the natural stability of gold and the natural...

A perpetual holiday is a good working definition of hell.

A perpetual holiday is a good working definition of hell.

I will never give in to old age until I become old. And I'm not...

I will never give in to old age until I become old. And I'm not...

From birth to age 18, a girl needs good parents, from 18 to 35 she...

From birth to age 18, a girl needs good parents, from 18 to 35 she...

All journeys eventually end in the same place, home.

All journeys eventually end in the same place, home.