The embarrassing thing is that the salad dressing is outgrossing my films.

Quote by Paul Newman

Topics: Funny Quotes, Movies Quotes

So you wound up with Apollo. If he's sometimes hard to swallow. Use this.

So you wound up with Apollo. If he's sometimes hard to swallow. Use this.

People stay married because they want to, not because the doors are locked.

People stay married because they want to, not because the doors are locked.

You can't be as old as I am without waking up with a surprised look...

You can't be as old as I am without waking up with a surprised look...

Newman's second law: Just when things look darkest, they go black.

Newman's second law: Just when things look darkest, they go black.

To be an actor you have to be a child.

To be an actor you have to be a child.

If you don't have enemies, you don't have character.

If you don't have enemies, you don't have character.

Who's to say who's an expert?

Who's to say who's an expert?

The star of oil and vinegar and the oil and vinegar of the stars.

The star of oil and vinegar and the oil and vinegar of the stars.

Money won is twice as sweet as money earned.

Money won is twice as sweet as money earned.

I'm a supporter of gay rights. And not a closet supporter either. From the time...

I'm a supporter of gay rights. And not a closet supporter either. From the time...

Every time I get a script it's a matter of trying to know what I...

Every time I get a script it's a matter of trying to know what I...

I was always a character actor. I just looked like Little Red Riding Hood.

I was always a character actor. I just looked like Little Red Riding Hood.

Show me a good loser and I will show you a loser.

Show me a good loser and I will show you a loser.

You only grow when you are alone.

You only grow when you are alone.

Newman's first law: It is useless to put on your brakes when you're upside down.

Newman's first law: It is useless to put on your brakes when you're upside down.

If you're playing a poker game and you look around the table and and can't...

If you're playing a poker game and you look around the table and and can't...

Acting isn't really a creative profession. It's an interpretative one.

Acting isn't really a creative profession. It's an interpretative one.