The embarrassing thing is that the salad dressing is outgrossing my films.

Quote by Paul Newman

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Show me a good loser and I will show you a loser.

Show me a good loser and I will show you a loser.

If you don't have enemies, you don't have character.

If you don't have enemies, you don't have character.

I was always a character actor. I just looked like Little Red Riding Hood.

I was always a character actor. I just looked like Little Red Riding Hood.

You only grow when you are alone.

You only grow when you are alone.

The star of oil and vinegar and the oil and vinegar of the stars.

The star of oil and vinegar and the oil and vinegar of the stars.

You can't be as old as I am without waking up with a surprised look...

You can't be as old as I am without waking up with a surprised look...

Money won is twice as sweet as money earned.

Money won is twice as sweet as money earned.

To be an actor you have to be a child.

To be an actor you have to be a child.

People stay married because they want to, not because the doors are locked.

People stay married because they want to, not because the doors are locked.

If you're playing a poker game and you look around the table and and can't...

If you're playing a poker game and you look around the table and and can't...

Newman's second law: Just when things look darkest, they go black.

Newman's second law: Just when things look darkest, they go black.

Newman's first law: It is useless to put on your brakes when you're upside down.

Newman's first law: It is useless to put on your brakes when you're upside down.

So you wound up with Apollo. If he's sometimes hard to swallow. Use this.

So you wound up with Apollo. If he's sometimes hard to swallow. Use this.

Acting isn't really a creative profession. It's an interpretative one.

Acting isn't really a creative profession. It's an interpretative one.

I'm a supporter of gay rights. And not a closet supporter either. From the time...

I'm a supporter of gay rights. And not a closet supporter either. From the time...

Who's to say who's an expert?

Who's to say who's an expert?

Every time I get a script it's a matter of trying to know what I...

Every time I get a script it's a matter of trying to know what I...