The buffalo isn't as dangerous as everyone makes him out to be. Statistics prove that in the United States more Americans are killed in automobile accidents than are killed by buffalo.

Quote by Art Buchwald

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Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past...

Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past...

Every time you think television has hit its lowest ebb, a new program comes along...

Every time you think television has hit its lowest ebb, a new program comes along...

Whether it is the best of times or the worst of times, it is the...

Whether it is the best of times or the worst of times, it is the...

If you attack the establishment long enough and hard enough, they will make you a...

If you attack the establishment long enough and hard enough, they will make you a...

The powder is mixed with water and tastes exactly like powder mixed with water.

The powder is mixed with water and tastes exactly like powder mixed with water.

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Have you ever seen a candidate talking to a rich person on television?

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People are broad-minded. They'll accept the fact that a person can be an alcoholic, a...

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I always wanted to get into politics, but I was never light enough to make...

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Every time you think television has hit its lowest ebb, a new program comes along...

Any company executive who overcharges the government more than $5 million will be fined $50...

Any company executive who overcharges the government more than $5 million will be fined $50...

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So far things are going my way. I am known in the hospice as The...

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Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time...

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The buffalo isn't as dangerous as everyone makes him out to be. Statistics prove that...

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I worship the quicksand he walks in.

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Television has a real problem. They have no page two.

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A bad liver is to a Frenchman what a nervous breakdown is to an American....

You can't make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you're doing...

You can't make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you're doing...

This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday... I wanted to be 65...

This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday... I wanted to be 65...