Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past and putting taxes on things that haven't been taxed before.

Quote by Art Buchwald

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Any company executive who overcharges the government more than $5 million will be fined $50...

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Whether it is the best of times or the worst of times, it is the...

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Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past...

Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past...

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