Thats right, I said it, I meant it, Im here to represent it.

Quote by Hank Moody

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A morning of awkwardness is far better than a night of loneliness.

A morning of awkwardness is far better than a night of loneliness.

Wine is fine but whisky's quicker.

Wine is fine but whisky's quicker.

I love women. I have all their albums.

I love women. I have all their albums.

Now you're giving me that look, right now, look like I fingerbanged your cat.

Now you're giving me that look, right now, look like I fingerbanged your cat.

You can't snort a line of coke off a womans a** and not wonder about...

You can't snort a line of coke off a womans a** and not wonder about...

Yo K-Fed, the little man in the boat, he's up here! That's where he is...

Yo K-Fed, the little man in the boat, he's up here! That's where he is...

To quote The Clash, should I stay or should I rock the casbah?

To quote The Clash, should I stay or should I rock the casbah?

Nobody likes you. You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny. Now smile you f*****g...

Nobody likes you. You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny. Now smile you f*****g...

Wo wo wo what the f**k was that, you just blew me off, you think...

Wo wo wo what the f**k was that, you just blew me off, you think...

You're looking at me like I just finger-b****d your cat.

You're looking at me like I just finger-b****d your cat.

Could I get a jumbo order of what the fuck were you thinking

Could I get a jumbo order of what the fuck were you thinking

I probably won't go down in history, but I will go down on your sister....

I probably won't go down in history, but I will go down on your sister....

You looking for a dick punch?

You looking for a dick punch?

Oh, look at the time.... The big hand says Fuck, and the little hand says...

Oh, look at the time.... The big hand says Fuck, and the little hand says...

Do you want me to want you to suck my c*ck

Do you want me to want you to suck my c*ck

You know it just seems to me that its just a bunch of stupid people...

You know it just seems to me that its just a bunch of stupid people...

She's got a nose ring too. You know what that means.

She's got a nose ring too. You know what that means.

You sure you don't have a grabass appointment with an alter boy?

You sure you don't have a grabass appointment with an alter boy?

I love all women. I love you. I'll make a run at you... Krusty. I...

I love all women. I love you. I'll make a run at you... Krusty. I...

Oh, and it'd be nice if I could fellate myself while farting the White album,...

Oh, and it'd be nice if I could fellate myself while farting the White album,...