So not only are you a cadaverous slut, but you also have sh***y taste in movies.

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Wine is fine but whisky's quicker.

Wine is fine but whisky's quicker.

Oh, and it'd be nice if I could fellate myself while farting the White album,...

Oh, and it'd be nice if I could fellate myself while farting the White album,...

Could I get a jumbo order of what the fuck were you thinking

Could I get a jumbo order of what the fuck were you thinking

You sure you don't have a grabass appointment with an alter boy?

You sure you don't have a grabass appointment with an alter boy?

To quote The Clash, should I stay or should I rock the casbah?

To quote The Clash, should I stay or should I rock the casbah?

I love all women. I love you. I'll make a run at you... Krusty. I...

I love all women. I love you. I'll make a run at you... Krusty. I...

You're looking at me like I just finger-b****d your cat.

You're looking at me like I just finger-b****d your cat.

Do you want me to want you to suck my c*ck

Do you want me to want you to suck my c*ck

A BRONER!!! An unintentional male inspired b*ner.. thats the word I'm looking for

A BRONER!!! An unintentional male inspired b*ner.. thats the word I'm looking for

You know it just seems to me that its just a bunch of stupid people...

You know it just seems to me that its just a bunch of stupid people...

People... they don't write anymore - they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation,...

People... they don't write anymore - they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation,...

Now you're giving me that look, right now, look like I fingerbanged your cat.

Now you're giving me that look, right now, look like I fingerbanged your cat.

I have found that the back tat is the watermark of the promiscuous.

I have found that the back tat is the watermark of the promiscuous.

Seem to be getting dumber and dumber. I mean we have all this amazing technology...

Seem to be getting dumber and dumber. I mean we have all this amazing technology...

A morning of awkwardness is far better than a night of loneliness.

A morning of awkwardness is far better than a night of loneliness.

She takes after her mother. The make-up and the slutty clothes.

She takes after her mother. The make-up and the slutty clothes.

Don't tell me what to feel. All my fuckin' life people have been telling me...

Don't tell me what to feel. All my fuckin' life people have been telling me...

Oh god, pity those poor kids who are never going to forget this image of...

Oh god, pity those poor kids who are never going to forget this image of...

I probably won't go down in history, but I will go down on your sister....

I probably won't go down in history, but I will go down on your sister....

You looking for a dick punch?

You looking for a dick punch?