Life can be hilariously cruel.

Quote by Bender (The Cartoon Character)

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What do you mean 'we,' flesh-tube?

What do you mean 'we,' flesh-tube?

Bribe is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The X makes it sound cool.

Bribe is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The X makes it sound cool.

I hate the people that love me and they hate me.

I hate the people that love me and they hate me.

Everyone's a jerk. You, me, this jerk.

Everyone's a jerk. You, me, this jerk.

Congratulations Fry, you've snagged the perfect girlfriend. Amy's rich, she's probably got other characteristics.

Congratulations Fry, you've snagged the perfect girlfriend. Amy's rich, she's probably got other characteristics.

I'm Bender, baby, please insert liquor!

I'm Bender, baby, please insert liquor!

Hey, don't make me go upside yer head!

Hey, don't make me go upside yer head!

I was thinking Benderbrau if it's an ale, Botweiser if it's a lager.

I was thinking Benderbrau if it's an ale, Botweiser if it's a lager.

Oh. Your. God.

Do I preach to you while you're lying stoned in the gutter? No.

Do I preach to you while you're lying stoned in the gutter? No.

Who are you, and why should I care?

Who are you, and why should I care?

Okay kids, it's nine o'clock and you know what that means; daddy's sick of looking...

Okay kids, it's nine o'clock and you know what that means; daddy's sick of looking...

My life, and by extension everyone else's is meaningless.

My life, and by extension everyone else's is meaningless.

Let's face it, comedy's a dead art form. Tragedy, now that's funny.

Let's face it, comedy's a dead art form. Tragedy, now that's funny.

Bite my colossal metal ass.

Bite my colossal metal ass.

Great is OK, but amazing would be GREAT.

Great is OK, but amazing would be GREAT.

What kind of party is this? There's no booze and only one hooker.

What kind of party is this? There's no booze and only one hooker.

Tempers are wearing thin. Let's hope some robot doesn't kill everybody.

Tempers are wearing thin. Let's hope some robot doesn't kill everybody.

Bite my red hot glowing ass.

Bite my red hot glowing ass.

Ah well, there's always hope. A-HAHAHAHAHAAAH!!

Ah well, there's always hope. A-HAHAHAHAHAAAH!!