Son, you're about as useful as a poopie-flavoured lollipop! -Patches O Houlihan

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You had me at blood and semen. -Peter LaFleur

You had me at blood and semen. -Peter LaFleur

Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No! But I do...

Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No! But I do...

Take care of your balls and they'll take care of you. -Patches O Houlihan

Take care of your balls and they'll take care of you. -Patches O Houlihan

Let's not find ourselves shackled by the bonds of employer/employee relations. Unless of course you're...

Let's not find ourselves shackled by the bonds of employer/employee relations. Unless of course you're...

Thank you, Chuck Norris. -Peter LaFleur

Thank you, Chuck Norris. -Peter LaFleur

Alright Kate, time to put your mouth where our balls are. -Peter LaFleur

Alright Kate, time to put your mouth where our balls are. -Peter LaFleur

I have shareholders. You haven't even got... cupholders! -White Goodman

I have shareholders. You haven't even got... cupholders! -White Goodman

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball! -Patches O Houlihan

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball! -Patches O Houlihan

It's a metaphor. But that actually happened. -White Goodman

It's a metaphor. But that actually happened. -White Goodman

I found that if you have a goal, that you might not reach it. But...

I found that if you have a goal, that you might not reach it. But...

Here at Globo Gym we understand that ugliness and fatness are genetic disorders, much like...

Here at Globo Gym we understand that ugliness and fatness are genetic disorders, much like...

Go on and make your jokes Mr.... Jokie Joke-maker! -White Goodman

Go on and make your jokes Mr.... Jokie Joke-maker! -White Goodman

Steve's gotta go drain the sea monster. -Steve the Pirate

Steve's gotta go drain the sea monster. -Steve the Pirate

That's me. Six years and six-hundred pounds ago. -White Goodman

That's me. Six years and six-hundred pounds ago. -White Goodman

Oh, now he's a philosophizer. -White Goodman

Oh, now he's a philosophizer. -White Goodman

Oh, hey, White. I didn't think Nazi camp got out until eight. Did you decide...

Oh, hey, White. I didn't think Nazi camp got out until eight. Did you decide...

Turn it up, Reggie, I wanna burn. -White Goodman

Turn it up, Reggie, I wanna burn. -White Goodman

I don't know how they can play in diapers, Cotton, I never could! -Pepper

I don't know how they can play in diapers, Cotton, I never could! -Pepper

I feel like I'm watching a Cher video, Cotton. -Pepper

I feel like I'm watching a Cher video, Cotton. -Pepper

Well, isn't that convenient for you... and the clock! -White Goodman

Well, isn't that convenient for you... and the clock! -White Goodman