I found that if you have a goal, that you might not reach it. But if you don't have one, then you are never disappointed. And I gotta tell ya, it feels phenomenal. -Peter LaFleur

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Cram it up your cram hole, LaFleur! -White Goodman

Cram it up your cram hole, LaFleur! -White Goodman

It's like watching a bunch of retards trying to hump a doorknob out there! -Patches...

It's like watching a bunch of retards trying to hump a doorknob out there! -Patches...

Well, isn't that convenient for you... and the clock! -White Goodman

Well, isn't that convenient for you... and the clock! -White Goodman

If you can dodge traffic, you can dodge a ball! -Patches O'Houlihan

If you can dodge traffic, you can dodge a ball! -Patches O'Houlihan

Go on and make your jokes Mr.... Jokie Joke-maker! -White Goodman

Go on and make your jokes Mr.... Jokie Joke-maker! -White Goodman

Oh, hey, White. I didn't think Nazi camp got out until eight. Did you decide...

Oh, hey, White. I didn't think Nazi camp got out until eight. Did you decide...

It's a metaphor. But that actually happened. -White Goodman

It's a metaphor. But that actually happened. -White Goodman

Oh, now he's a philosophizer. -White Goodman

Oh, now he's a philosophizer. -White Goodman

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball! -Patches O Houlihan

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball! -Patches O Houlihan

That's me. Six years and six-hundred pounds ago. -White Goodman

That's me. Six years and six-hundred pounds ago. -White Goodman

I'd love to, but I don't think they make a Sorry your dodgeball coach just...

I'd love to, but I don't think they make a Sorry your dodgeball coach just...

If you want dodgeball victory you gotta grab it by its haunches and h..h..hump it...

If you want dodgeball victory you gotta grab it by its haunches and h..h..hump it...

You had me at blood and semen. -Peter LaFleur

You had me at blood and semen. -Peter LaFleur

Let's not find ourselves shackled by the bonds of employer/employee relations. Unless of course you're...

Let's not find ourselves shackled by the bonds of employer/employee relations. Unless of course you're...

Here at Globo Gym, WE'RE BETTER THAN YOU! And we know it! -White Goodman

Here at Globo Gym, WE'RE BETTER THAN YOU! And we know it! -White Goodman

Nobody makes me bleed my own blood! Nobody! -White Goodman

Nobody makes me bleed my own blood! Nobody! -White Goodman

Take care of your balls and they'll take care of you. -Patches O Houlihan

Take care of your balls and they'll take care of you. -Patches O Houlihan

I don't know how they can play in diapers, Cotton, I never could! -Pepper

I don't know how they can play in diapers, Cotton, I never could! -Pepper

Here at Globo Gym we understand that ugliness and fatness are genetic disorders, much like...

Here at Globo Gym we understand that ugliness and fatness are genetic disorders, much like...

Oh my sweet dick, it's magic. -Patches O Houlihan

Oh my sweet dick, it's magic. -Patches O Houlihan