Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No! But I do it anyway, 'cause it's sterile and I like the taste. -Patches O Houlihan

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Here at Globo Gym we understand that ugliness and fatness are genetic disorders, much like...

Here at Globo Gym we understand that ugliness and fatness are genetic disorders, much like...

I found that if you have a goal, that you might not reach it. But...

I found that if you have a goal, that you might not reach it. But...

Your Gym is a skid-mark on the underpants of society. -White Goodman

Your Gym is a skid-mark on the underpants of society. -White Goodman

Oh, hey, White. I didn't think Nazi camp got out until eight. Did you decide...

Oh, hey, White. I didn't think Nazi camp got out until eight. Did you decide...

Let's not find ourselves shackled by the bonds of employer/employee relations. Unless of course you're...

Let's not find ourselves shackled by the bonds of employer/employee relations. Unless of course you're...

I'd love to, but I don't think they make a Sorry your dodgeball coach just...

I'd love to, but I don't think they make a Sorry your dodgeball coach just...

Son, you're about as useful as a poopie-flavoured lollipop! -Patches O Houlihan

Son, you're about as useful as a poopie-flavoured lollipop! -Patches O Houlihan

Well, isn't that convenient for you... and the clock! -White Goodman

Well, isn't that convenient for you... and the clock! -White Goodman

I don't know how they can play in diapers, Cotton, I never could! -Pepper

I don't know how they can play in diapers, Cotton, I never could! -Pepper

It's like watching a bunch of retards trying to hump a doorknob out there! -Patches...

It's like watching a bunch of retards trying to hump a doorknob out there! -Patches...

That's me. Six years and six-hundred pounds ago. -White Goodman

That's me. Six years and six-hundred pounds ago. -White Goodman

Nobody makes me bleed my own blood! Nobody! -White Goodman

Nobody makes me bleed my own blood! Nobody! -White Goodman

I feel like I'm watching a Cher video, Cotton. -Pepper

I feel like I'm watching a Cher video, Cotton. -Pepper

It's a metaphor. But that actually happened. -White Goodman

It's a metaphor. But that actually happened. -White Goodman

Take care of your balls and they'll take care of you. -Patches O Houlihan

Take care of your balls and they'll take care of you. -Patches O Houlihan

I have shareholders. You haven't even got... cupholders! -White Goodman

I have shareholders. You haven't even got... cupholders! -White Goodman

Thank you, Chuck Norris. -Peter LaFleur

Thank you, Chuck Norris. -Peter LaFleur

Go on and make your jokes Mr.... Jokie Joke-maker! -White Goodman

Go on and make your jokes Mr.... Jokie Joke-maker! -White Goodman

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball! -Patches O Houlihan

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball! -Patches O Houlihan

Here at Globo Gym, WE'RE BETTER THAN YOU! And we know it! -White Goodman

Here at Globo Gym, WE'RE BETTER THAN YOU! And we know it! -White Goodman