Supermarket automatic doors open for me; therefore, I am.

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Never question the relevance of truth, but always question the truth of relevance.

Never question the relevance of truth, but always question the truth of relevance.

I wonder if those people shown protesting the deployment of nuclear weapons to western Europe...

I wonder if those people shown protesting the deployment of nuclear weapons to western Europe...

The only people I've ever heard saying that disagreeing with Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld is...

The only people I've ever heard saying that disagreeing with Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld is...

Why are people unemployed? Because there is no work. Why is there no work? Because...

Why are people unemployed? Because there is no work. Why is there no work? Because...

It's easy to idealize someone that you don't know.

It's easy to idealize someone that you don't know.

When anarchy is declared, the first thing we do, let's kill all the anarchists.

When anarchy is declared, the first thing we do, let's kill all the anarchists.

I am woman, hear me bitch.

I am woman, hear me bitch.

Nothing surpasses the beauty and elegance of a bad idea.

Nothing surpasses the beauty and elegance of a bad idea.

I think; therefore, I am the center of the universe.

I think; therefore, I am the center of the universe.

The Thought Police: To censor and protect.

The Thought Police: To censor and protect.

When trying to locate something, search your mind first.

When trying to locate something, search your mind first.

It's funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible...

It's funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible...

Now is the time for all good men to run like hell.

Now is the time for all good men to run like hell.

Think Tank, noun: The shower.

Think Tank, noun: The shower.

The entire universe is working against me. I can't believe the entire universe could be...

The entire universe is working against me. I can't believe the entire universe could be...

You usually have to wait for that which is worth waiting for.

You usually have to wait for that which is worth waiting for.

Silence is a statement that is open to gross misinterpretation.

Silence is a statement that is open to gross misinterpretation.

In order for a man to be truly evil, he must be a woman.

In order for a man to be truly evil, he must be a woman.

It's hardware that makes a machine fast. It's software that makes a fast machine slow.

It's hardware that makes a machine fast. It's software that makes a fast machine slow.

Temporary solutions often become permanent problems.

Temporary solutions often become permanent problems.