Supermarket automatic doors open for me; therefore, I am.

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The people who actually do things always suffer the slings and arrows of those who...

The people who actually do things always suffer the slings and arrows of those who...

It's funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible...

It's funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible...

When trying to locate something, search your mind first.

When trying to locate something, search your mind first.

Fighting a war on terrorism is like fighting against crime. We can never hope to...

Fighting a war on terrorism is like fighting against crime. We can never hope to...

Don't trust anyone who has been in school for the past 24 consecutive years.

Don't trust anyone who has been in school for the past 24 consecutive years.

Now is the time for all good men to run like hell.

Now is the time for all good men to run like hell.

Organizations like the ACLU fought and won the good fight back in the 1960's, but...

Organizations like the ACLU fought and won the good fight back in the 1960's, but...

When anarchy is declared, the first thing we do, let's kill all the anarchists.

When anarchy is declared, the first thing we do, let's kill all the anarchists.

Whoever invented double clicking should be shot in the head! Twice!

Whoever invented double clicking should be shot in the head! Twice!

1 + 1 = 2. Everything else is derived.

1 + 1 = 2. Everything else is derived.

'Programming' is a four-letter word.

'Programming' is a four-letter word.

When shooting in the dark, it is a good idea to use a machine gun.

When shooting in the dark, it is a good idea to use a machine gun.

From each according to his ability, to each according to his ability.

From each according to his ability, to each according to his ability.

When you are finished with it, put it back in the first place that you...

When you are finished with it, put it back in the first place that you...

Geez, all that money we waste on space exploration; just think how many bombs that...

Geez, all that money we waste on space exploration; just think how many bombs that...

Never underestimate the power of a simple tool.

Never underestimate the power of a simple tool.

I wonder if those people shown protesting the deployment of nuclear weapons to western Europe...

I wonder if those people shown protesting the deployment of nuclear weapons to western Europe...

When you talk to yourself, at least you know that someone is listening.

When you talk to yourself, at least you know that someone is listening.

Why are people unemployed? Because there is no work. Why is there no work? Because...

Why are people unemployed? Because there is no work. Why is there no work? Because...

In order for a man to be truly evil, he must be a woman.

In order for a man to be truly evil, he must be a woman.