It's funny how most activists are pacifists.

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If the shoe fits, it is probably worn out.

If the shoe fits, it is probably worn out.

When you are finished with it, put it back in the first place that you...

When you are finished with it, put it back in the first place that you...

'Programming' is a four-letter word.

'Programming' is a four-letter word.

My to-do list is so long that it doesn't have an end; it has an...

My to-do list is so long that it doesn't have an end; it has an...

I wonder if those people shown protesting the deployment of nuclear weapons to western Europe...

I wonder if those people shown protesting the deployment of nuclear weapons to western Europe...

The Thought Police: To censor and protect.

The Thought Police: To censor and protect.

Time is a resource whose supply is inversely proportional to its demand.

Time is a resource whose supply is inversely proportional to its demand.

Yeah, computers are going to take over the programming business because they have become so...

Yeah, computers are going to take over the programming business because they have become so...

I think; therefore, I am the center of the universe.

I think; therefore, I am the center of the universe.

Liberalism is financed by the dividends from Conservatism.

Liberalism is financed by the dividends from Conservatism.

When you talk to yourself, at least you know that someone is listening.

When you talk to yourself, at least you know that someone is listening.

Whoever invented double clicking should be shot in the head! Twice!

Whoever invented double clicking should be shot in the head! Twice!

Supermarket automatic doors open for me; therefore, I am.

Supermarket automatic doors open for me; therefore, I am.

Nothing surpasses the beauty and elegance of a bad idea.

Nothing surpasses the beauty and elegance of a bad idea.

The people who actually do things always suffer the slings and arrows of those who...

The people who actually do things always suffer the slings and arrows of those who...

I am woman, hear me bitch.

I am woman, hear me bitch.

The only people I've ever heard saying that disagreeing with Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld is...

The only people I've ever heard saying that disagreeing with Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld is...

Live every day as if it is your last, and you'll be correct sooner than...

Live every day as if it is your last, and you'll be correct sooner than...

Don't judge a book by its thickness either.

Don't judge a book by its thickness either.

It's easy to idealize someone that you don't know.

It's easy to idealize someone that you don't know.