If you want dodgeball victory you gotta grab it by its haunches and h..h..hump it into submission, that's the only way. -Patches O Houlihan

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I have shareholders. You haven't even got... cupholders! -White Goodman

I have shareholders. You haven't even got... cupholders! -White Goodman

Go on and make your jokes Mr.... Jokie Joke-maker! -White Goodman

Go on and make your jokes Mr.... Jokie Joke-maker! -White Goodman

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball! -Patches O Houlihan

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball! -Patches O Houlihan

That's me. Six years and six-hundred pounds ago. -White Goodman

That's me. Six years and six-hundred pounds ago. -White Goodman

Oh my sweet dick, it's magic. -Patches O Houlihan

Oh my sweet dick, it's magic. -Patches O Houlihan

I'd love to, but I don't think they make a Sorry your dodgeball coach just...

I'd love to, but I don't think they make a Sorry your dodgeball coach just...

Oh, hey, White. I didn't think Nazi camp got out until eight. Did you decide...

Oh, hey, White. I didn't think Nazi camp got out until eight. Did you decide...

Steve's gotta go drain the sea monster. -Steve the Pirate

Steve's gotta go drain the sea monster. -Steve the Pirate

It's a metaphor. But that actually happened. -White Goodman

It's a metaphor. But that actually happened. -White Goodman

Your Gym is a skid-mark on the underpants of society. -White Goodman

Your Gym is a skid-mark on the underpants of society. -White Goodman

Here at Globo Gym, WE'RE BETTER THAN YOU! And we know it! -White Goodman

Here at Globo Gym, WE'RE BETTER THAN YOU! And we know it! -White Goodman

Well, isn't that convenient for you... and the clock! -White Goodman

Well, isn't that convenient for you... and the clock! -White Goodman

Alright Kate, time to put your mouth where our balls are. -Peter LaFleur

Alright Kate, time to put your mouth where our balls are. -Peter LaFleur

You had me at blood and semen. -Peter LaFleur

You had me at blood and semen. -Peter LaFleur

Here at Globo Gym we understand that ugliness and fatness are genetic disorders, much like...

Here at Globo Gym we understand that ugliness and fatness are genetic disorders, much like...

Let's not find ourselves shackled by the bonds of employer/employee relations. Unless of course you're...

Let's not find ourselves shackled by the bonds of employer/employee relations. Unless of course you're...

I feel like I'm watching a Cher video, Cotton. -Pepper

I feel like I'm watching a Cher video, Cotton. -Pepper

Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No! But I do...

Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No! But I do...

I found that if you have a goal, that you might not reach it. But...

I found that if you have a goal, that you might not reach it. But...

Oh, now he's a philosophizer. -White Goodman

Oh, now he's a philosophizer. -White Goodman