Star Trek characters never go shopping.

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Tofu hot dogs are actually scarier than real hot dogs. It's like wanting the worst...

Tofu hot dogs are actually scarier than real hot dogs. It's like wanting the worst...

If you don't change, then what's the point of anything happening to you?

If you don't change, then what's the point of anything happening to you?

It's very strange that most people don't care if their knowledge of their family history...

It's very strange that most people don't care if their knowledge of their family history...

One of the cruelest things you can do to another person is pretend you care...

One of the cruelest things you can do to another person is pretend you care...

When you crop the photo, you tell a lie.

When you crop the photo, you tell a lie.

Sometimes it feels as if everything in life is just something we haul into the...

Sometimes it feels as if everything in life is just something we haul into the...

I find it hard to believe that human beings are the crowning achievement of life...

I find it hard to believe that human beings are the crowning achievement of life...

Failure is authentic, and because it's authentic, it's real and genuine, and because of that,...

Failure is authentic, and because it's authentic, it's real and genuine, and because of that,...

There's much to be said for feeling numb. Time passes more quickly. You eat less,...

There's much to be said for feeling numb. Time passes more quickly. You eat less,...

A man in a bookstore buys a book on loneliness and every woman in the...

A man in a bookstore buys a book on loneliness and every woman in the...

People will always choose more money over more sex.

People will always choose more money over more sex.

Thinking you're immortal is weirdly similar to being immortal.

Thinking you're immortal is weirdly similar to being immortal.

Brain research tells us that only twenty percent of human beings have a sense of...

Brain research tells us that only twenty percent of human beings have a sense of...

Fate is for losers.

Fate is for losers.

Sometimes the best lighting of all is a power failure.

Sometimes the best lighting of all is a power failure.

Lottery tickets are a surtax on desperation.

Lottery tickets are a surtax on desperation.

The person who needs the other person the least in a relationship is the stronger...

The person who needs the other person the least in a relationship is the stronger...

Where does personality end and brain damage begin?

Where does personality end and brain damage begin?

If cats were double the size they are now, they'd probably be illegal.

If cats were double the size they are now, they'd probably be illegal.

Figure out what it is in life you don't do well, and then don't do...

Figure out what it is in life you don't do well, and then don't do...