Being asked what animal you'd like to be is a trick question; you're already an animal.

Quote by Doug Coupland

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Florida isn't so much a place where one goes to reinvent oneself, as it is...

Florida isn't so much a place where one goes to reinvent oneself, as it is...

Depression is when you have lots of love, but no one's taking.

Depression is when you have lots of love, but no one's taking.

The harder you try to become the opposite of your parents, the more quickly you...

The harder you try to become the opposite of your parents, the more quickly you...

Feeling unique is no indication of uniqueness.

Feeling unique is no indication of uniqueness.

Men won't read any email from a woman that's over 200 words long.

Men won't read any email from a woman that's over 200 words long.

If nothing else, we simply get used to being alive.

If nothing else, we simply get used to being alive.

You wait for fate to bring about the changes in life which you should be...

You wait for fate to bring about the changes in life which you should be...

We need to be around our families not because we have so many shared experiences...

We need to be around our families not because we have so many shared experiences...

Telling people they look relaxed makes them look relaxed.

Telling people they look relaxed makes them look relaxed.

If someone decides to be a musician now, it means because there is no hope...

If someone decides to be a musician now, it means because there is no hope...

People are pretty forgiving when it comes to other people's families. The only family that...

People are pretty forgiving when it comes to other people's families. The only family that...

If a building looks better under construction than it does when finished, then it's a...

If a building looks better under construction than it does when finished, then it's a...

Salad bars are like a restaurant's lungs. They soak up the impurities and bacteria in...

Salad bars are like a restaurant's lungs. They soak up the impurities and bacteria in...

Once you establish a look, and once everybody recognizes that look as your look, you...

Once you establish a look, and once everybody recognizes that look as your look, you...

If God drives a car, He'd drive a 1973 Ford LTD Brougham sedan with a...

If God drives a car, He'd drive a 1973 Ford LTD Brougham sedan with a...

Blame is just a lazy person's way of making sense of chaos.

Blame is just a lazy person's way of making sense of chaos.

I know it's not cat food, but what exactly is it that they put inside...

I know it's not cat food, but what exactly is it that they put inside...

I think money is due for some sort of collapse. People are going to realize...

I think money is due for some sort of collapse. People are going to realize...

It also allows you to look as though you're not particularly from the present, future...

It also allows you to look as though you're not particularly from the present, future...

Too much free time is certainly a monkey's paw in disguise. Most people can't handle...

Too much free time is certainly a monkey's paw in disguise. Most people can't handle...