Only losers make decisions when things are bad. The time to rejig your life is the time when it's seemingly smooth.

Quote by Doug Coupland

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Sometimes it feels as if everything in life is just something we haul into the...

Sometimes it feels as if everything in life is just something we haul into the...

There's much to be said for feeling numb. Time passes more quickly. You eat less,...

There's much to be said for feeling numb. Time passes more quickly. You eat less,...

Most of us have only two or three genuinely interesting moments in our lives; the...

Most of us have only two or three genuinely interesting moments in our lives; the...

I have trouble with seafood because it tastes like a dock.

I have trouble with seafood because it tastes like a dock.

Lottery tickets are a surtax on desperation.

Lottery tickets are a surtax on desperation.

Human beings are the only animal that thinks they change who they are simply by...

Human beings are the only animal that thinks they change who they are simply by...

We need to be around our families not because we have so many shared experiences...

We need to be around our families not because we have so many shared experiences...

Earth was not built for six billion people all running around and being passionate about...

Earth was not built for six billion people all running around and being passionate about...

Men won't read any email from a woman that's over 200 words long.

Men won't read any email from a woman that's over 200 words long.

Technology favors horrible people.

Technology favors horrible people.

If your life had lyrics, would they be any good?

If your life had lyrics, would they be any good?

Quick. Name ten dead redheads.

Quick. Name ten dead redheads.

Being asked what animal you'd like to be is a trick question; you're already an...

Being asked what animal you'd like to be is a trick question; you're already an...

Is there anything in the world more annoyingly creepy than an unspoken dress code?

Is there anything in the world more annoyingly creepy than an unspoken dress code?

Fate is for losers.

Fate is for losers.

Purchased experiences don't count.

Purchased experiences don't count.

Everybody past a certain age, regardless of how they look on the outside, pretty much...

Everybody past a certain age, regardless of how they look on the outside, pretty much...

Royalty is either going to do very well with cloning, or it's going to disappear...

Royalty is either going to do very well with cloning, or it's going to disappear...

On TV people look at your hair and then they look at your skin, and...

On TV people look at your hair and then they look at your skin, and...

Christmas makes everything twice as sad.

Christmas makes everything twice as sad.