I want pills called September 10. You take one and your mind feels like the 11th never happened.

Quote by Doug Coupland

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Every human being you see in the course of a day has a problem that's...

Every human being you see in the course of a day has a problem that's...

Once you see someone lose it, you can never look at them the same way...

Once you see someone lose it, you can never look at them the same way...

Life always kills you in the end, but first it prevents you from getting what...

Life always kills you in the end, but first it prevents you from getting what...

Florida isn't so much a place where one goes to reinvent oneself, as it is...

Florida isn't so much a place where one goes to reinvent oneself, as it is...

Most of us have only two or three genuinely interesting moments in our lives; the...

Most of us have only two or three genuinely interesting moments in our lives; the...

Eagles are seagulls with a good hairdo.

Eagles are seagulls with a good hairdo.

If I think too much about all of those Chinese factories where all the stuff...

If I think too much about all of those Chinese factories where all the stuff...

Flying dreams mean that you're doing the right thing with your life.

Flying dreams mean that you're doing the right thing with your life.

Ten commandments yet seven deadly sins: conflict?

Ten commandments yet seven deadly sins: conflict?

Tofu hot dogs are actually scarier than real hot dogs. It's like wanting the worst...

Tofu hot dogs are actually scarier than real hot dogs. It's like wanting the worst...

There are three things we cry about in life, things that are lost, things that...

There are three things we cry about in life, things that are lost, things that...

I know it's not cat food, but what exactly is it that they put inside...

I know it's not cat food, but what exactly is it that they put inside...

Make your goals big and broad enough so that they never become answered prayers and...

Make your goals big and broad enough so that they never become answered prayers and...

It also allows you to look as though you're not particularly from the present, future...

It also allows you to look as though you're not particularly from the present, future...

We want our idols to be dead because it makes death a much less scary...

We want our idols to be dead because it makes death a much less scary...

Long lives aren't natural. We forget that senior citizens are as much an invention as...

Long lives aren't natural. We forget that senior citizens are as much an invention as...

Human beings are the only animal that thinks they change who they are simply by...

Human beings are the only animal that thinks they change who they are simply by...

You can never become rich unless you like rich people.

You can never become rich unless you like rich people.

Royalty is either going to do very well with cloning, or it's going to disappear...

Royalty is either going to do very well with cloning, or it's going to disappear...

If you're not a tree hugger, then you're a what, a tree hater?

If you're not a tree hugger, then you're a what, a tree hater?