Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.
Quote by Ambrose Bierce
DELEGATION, n. In American politics, an article of merchandise that comes in sets.
Faith: Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of...
Marriage, n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress,...
Pray, v.: To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled on behalf of...
Destiny: A tyrant's authority for crime and a fool's excuse for failure.
PUSH, n. One of the two things mainly conducive to success, especially in politics. The...
Religion: A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature of the Unknowable.
Congratulations is the civility of envy.
Irreligion - the principal one of the great faiths of the world.
Dawn: When men of reason go to bed.
Inventor: A person who makes an ingenious arrangement of wheels, levers and springs, and believes...
In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored...
Mad, adj. Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence.
Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs.
USAGE, n. The First Person of the literary Trinity, the Second and Third being Custom...
It is evident that skepticism, while it makes no actual change in man, always makes...
Insurance - an ingenious modern game of chance in which the player is permitted to...
To be positive is to be mistaken at the top of one's voice.
He was a 'how' thinker, not an 'if' thinker.
I'm a pessimist because of intelligence, but an optimist because of will