NECTAR, n. A drink served at banquets of the Olympian deities. The secret of its preparation is lost, but the modern Kentuckians believe that they come pretty near to a knowledge of its chief ingredient. Juno drank a cup of…
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Bore: a person who talks when you wish him to listen.
The future is that period of time in which our affairs prosper, our friends are...
Beauty, n: the power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband.
Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly.
Fidelity - a virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
Admiration, n. Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.
Witticism. A sharp and clever remark, usually quoted and seldom noted; what the Philistine is...
Barometer, n.: An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of weather we are having.
Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
Ocean: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man -...
TOMB, n. The House of Indifference. Tombs are now by common consent invested with a...
Alien - an American sovereign in his probationary state.
Bacchus, n.: A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse for getting drunk.
RECOUNT, n. In American politics, another throw of the dice, accorded to the player against...
Immortality: A toy which people cry for, And on their knees apply for, Dispute, contend...
The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor upon the business known as gambling.
Abscond - to move in a mysterious way, commonly with the property of another.
Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making...
Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me.
Eloquence, n. The art of orally persuading fools that white is the color that it...