Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.

Quote by Ashleigh Brilliant

Topics: Sarcastic Life Quotes

If you can't go around it, over it, or through it, you had better negotiate...

If you can't go around it, over it, or through it, you had better negotiate...

Before I knew the best part of my life had come, it had gone.

Before I knew the best part of my life had come, it had gone.

How can I be sure I've succeeded, if I can't remember what I was trying...

How can I be sure I've succeeded, if I can't remember what I was trying...

I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.

I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.

Try to be the best of what you are, even if what you are is...

Try to be the best of what you are, even if what you are is...

My mind contains many good ideas, but it's not always easy to squeeze one out

My mind contains many good ideas, but it's not always easy to squeeze one out

All I want is a warm bed and a kind word and unlimited power.

All I want is a warm bed and a kind word and unlimited power.

My computer must be broken: whenever I ask a wrong question, it gives a wrong...

My computer must be broken: whenever I ask a wrong question, it gives a wrong...

Strange as it may seem, my life is based on a true story.

Strange as it may seem, my life is based on a true story.

If I had more skill in what I'm attempting, I wouldn't need so much courage

If I had more skill in what I'm attempting, I wouldn't need so much courage

Take Courage! Whatever you decide to do, it will probably be the wrong thing.

Take Courage! Whatever you decide to do, it will probably be the wrong thing.

If I had more skill in what I'm attempting, I wouldn't need so much courage

If I had more skill in what I'm attempting, I wouldn't need so much courage

My life has a superb cast but I can't figure out the plot.

My life has a superb cast but I can't figure out the plot.

The most exciting place to discover talent is in yourself

The most exciting place to discover talent is in yourself

My play was a complete success. The audience was a failure.

My play was a complete success. The audience was a failure.

A good friend is worth pursuing... but why would a good friend be running away?

A good friend is worth pursuing... but why would a good friend be running away?

I desire so to conduct the affairs of this administration that if at the end,...

I desire so to conduct the affairs of this administration that if at the end,...

Friends are proved by adversity.

Friends are proved by adversity.

I have a friend who tells a tale With statements parenthetical; To start at the...

I have a friend who tells a tale With statements parenthetical; To start at the...

When mistrust comes in, love goes out.

When mistrust comes in, love goes out.