If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it would be the ability for each individual to learn to laugh at himself.

Quote by Charles M Schulz

Topics: Ability Quotes, Generations Quotes, Gifts Quotes

Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

Jogging is very beneficial. It's good for your legs and your feet. It's also very...

Jogging is very beneficial. It's good for your legs and your feet. It's also very...

Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.

Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.

That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another.

That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another.

I love mankind; it's people I can't stand.

I love mankind; it's people I can't stand.

Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask why me? Then a voice answers nothing...

Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask why me? Then a voice answers nothing...

There is no problem so big it cannot be run away from.

There is no problem so big it cannot be run away from.

Aunt Marion was right... Never marry a musician, and never answer the door.

Aunt Marion was right... Never marry a musician, and never answer the door.

I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.

I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.

Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a...

Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a...

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a...

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a...

No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it.

No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it.

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.

I think we can rule out 'mixed brain dominance' as a cause of your poor...

I think we can rule out 'mixed brain dominance' as a cause of your poor...

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in...

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in...

I think we can rule out 'mixed brain dominance' as a cause of your poor...

I think we can rule out 'mixed brain dominance' as a cause of your poor...

It doesn't matter what you believe just so long as you're sincere.

It doesn't matter what you believe just so long as you're sincere.

There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker.

There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker.

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.

Life is like an ice-cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a...

Life is like an ice-cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a...