Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.

Quote by Charles M Schulz

Topics: Charles M Schulz Quotes

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a...

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a...

You're a good man, Charlie Brown.

You're a good man, Charlie Brown.

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in...

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in...

Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out...

Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out...

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a...

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a...

That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another.

That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another.

Try not to have a good time... this is supposed to be educational.

Try not to have a good time... this is supposed to be educational.

No problem is too big to run away from.

No problem is too big to run away from.

No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it.

No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it.

Decorate your home. It gives the illusion that your life is more interesting than it...

Decorate your home. It gives the illusion that your life is more interesting than it...

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in...

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in...

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a...

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a...

I think we can rule out 'mixed brain dominance' as a cause of your poor...

I think we can rule out 'mixed brain dominance' as a cause of your poor...

Life is like an ice-cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a...

Life is like an ice-cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a...

I love mankind; it's people I can't stand.

I love mankind; it's people I can't stand.

Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask why me? Then a voice answers nothing...

Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask why me? Then a voice answers nothing...

There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker.

There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker.

A whole stack of memories never equal one little hope.

A whole stack of memories never equal one little hope.

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy....

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy....