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Oh my God! That's the coolest fucking story I've ever heard in my life! Can...

Oh my God! That's the coolest fucking story I've ever heard in my life! Can...

I'll be like the Iron Chef of pounding vag. -Seth

I'll be like the Iron Chef of pounding vag. -Seth

We shouldn't be cock-blocking McLovin, we should be guiding his cock. -Officer Michaels

We shouldn't be cock-blocking McLovin, we should be guiding his cock. -Officer Michaels

Oh Evan, thank you for bringing that lube for my pussy. I never would've been...

Oh Evan, thank you for bringing that lube for my pussy. I never would've been...

Jules: You scratch our backs, we'll scratch yours. Seth: Well Jules, the funny thing about...

Jules: You scratch our backs, we'll scratch yours. Seth: Well Jules, the funny thing about...

Dude! That means that by some fate we were paired together and she thought of...

Dude! That means that by some fate we were paired together and she thought of...

You know when you hear girls say 'Ah man, I was so shit-faced last night,...

You know when you hear girls say 'Ah man, I was so shit-faced last night,...

Spread your shit! Get on the ground! Loaded gun! Ready to go! Spread your shit!...

Spread your shit! Get on the ground! Loaded gun! Ready to go! Spread your shit!...

I'm assuming you all have guns and crack! -Officer Michaels

I'm assuming you all have guns and crack! -Officer Michaels

She got incredibly hot over last summer...

She got incredibly hot over last summer...

Scarlett Brighton: Kick his ass, Mark! Mark: Shut the FUCK up, Scarlett.

Scarlett Brighton: Kick his ass, Mark! Mark: Shut the FUCK up, Scarlett.

Becca: I'm so wet right now. Evan: Yeah... they said that would happen in health...

Becca: I'm so wet right now. Evan: Yeah... they said that would happen in health...

I'd give my middle nut to start dating Becca. -Evan

I'd give my middle nut to start dating Becca. -Evan

Prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law! -Officer Michaels

Prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law! -Officer Michaels

Momma's making a pubie salad, and she wants some Seth's own dressing. -Seth

Momma's making a pubie salad, and she wants some Seth's own dressing. -Seth

I'm sorry that I blocked your cock... -Officer Slater

I'm sorry that I blocked your cock... -Officer Slater

Fogell: What's it like to have a gun? Officer Michaels: It's like having two cocks....

Fogell: What's it like to have a gun? Officer Michaels: It's like having two cocks....

Calm down, calm down. She likes you. She wants to suck on your penis. That's...

Calm down, calm down. She likes you. She wants to suck on your penis. That's...

I'm not too worried about it, really. I wouldn't worry about it. Don't worry about...

I'm not too worried about it, really. I wouldn't worry about it. Don't worry about...

McLovin? Were you violating that young girl? Were you violating her with your penis? -Officer...

McLovin? Were you violating that young girl? Were you violating her with your penis? -Officer...