I'm assuming you all have guns and crack! -Officer Michaels

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Prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law! -Officer Michaels

Prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law! -Officer Michaels

Evan: Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, It was so pimp, I even offered to...

Evan: Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, It was so pimp, I even offered to...

Calm down, calm down. She likes you. She wants to suck on your penis. That's...

Calm down, calm down. She likes you. She wants to suck on your penis. That's...

I'll be like the Iron Chef of pounding vag. -Seth

I'll be like the Iron Chef of pounding vag. -Seth

Spread your shit! Get on the ground! Loaded gun! Ready to go! Spread your shit!...

Spread your shit! Get on the ground! Loaded gun! Ready to go! Spread your shit!...

So, you guys on MySpace? -Francis the Driver

So, you guys on MySpace? -Francis the Driver

Evan: Fogell, I just don't understand why you were smoking cigarettes with those cops. Fogell:...

Evan: Fogell, I just don't understand why you were smoking cigarettes with those cops. Fogell:...

Scarlett Brighton: Kick his ass, Mark! Mark: Shut the FUCK up, Scarlett.

Scarlett Brighton: Kick his ass, Mark! Mark: Shut the FUCK up, Scarlett.

I'd give my middle nut to start dating Becca. -Evan

I'd give my middle nut to start dating Becca. -Evan

Jules: You scratch our backs, we'll scratch yours. Seth: Well Jules, the funny thing about...

Jules: You scratch our backs, we'll scratch yours. Seth: Well Jules, the funny thing about...

I am gonna give you the best blow J ever... with my mouth. -Becca

I am gonna give you the best blow J ever... with my mouth. -Becca

McLovin? Were you violating that young girl? Were you violating her with your penis? -Officer...

McLovin? Were you violating that young girl? Were you violating her with your penis? -Officer...

I'm not too worried about it, really. I wouldn't worry about it. Don't worry about...

I'm not too worried about it, really. I wouldn't worry about it. Don't worry about...

Fogell: What's it like to have a gun? Officer Michaels: It's like having two cocks....

Fogell: What's it like to have a gun? Officer Michaels: It's like having two cocks....

I'm sorry that I blocked your cock... -Officer Slater

I'm sorry that I blocked your cock... -Officer Slater

Nobody has gotten a hand job in cargo shorts since 'nam! -Seth

Nobody has gotten a hand job in cargo shorts since 'nam! -Seth

Becca: I'm so wet right now. Evan: Yeah... they said that would happen in health...

Becca: I'm so wet right now. Evan: Yeah... they said that would happen in health...

Dude! That means that by some fate we were paired together and she thought of...

Dude! That means that by some fate we were paired together and she thought of...

I'd give my middle nut to start dating Becca. -Evan

I'd give my middle nut to start dating Becca. -Evan

You know when you hear girls say 'Ah man, I was so shit-faced last night,...

You know when you hear girls say 'Ah man, I was so shit-faced last night,...