Quotes about Superbad

I'd give my middle nut to start dating Becca. -Evan

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You don't want girls to think you suck dick at fucking pussy. -Seth

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I'm not too worried about it, really. I wouldn't worry about it. Don't worry about...

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I'll be like the Iron Chef of pounding vag. -Seth

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Oh Evan, thank you for bringing that lube for my pussy. I never would've been...

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I'm assuming you all have guns and crack! -Officer Michaels

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Oh my God! That's the coolest fucking story I've ever heard in my life! Can...

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Becca: I'm so wet right now. Evan: Yeah... they said that would happen in health...

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You know when you hear girls say 'Ah man, I was so shit-faced last night,...

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McLovin? Were you violating that young girl? Were you violating her with your penis? -Officer...

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Momma's making a pubie salad, and she wants some Seth's own dressing. -Seth

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Prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law! -Officer Michaels

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