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I'm not too worried about it, really. I wouldn't worry about it. Don't worry about...

I'm not too worried about it, really. I wouldn't worry about it. Don't worry about...

You don't want girls to think you suck dick at fucking pussy. -Seth

You don't want girls to think you suck dick at fucking pussy. -Seth

I'd give my middle nut to start dating Becca. -Evan

I'd give my middle nut to start dating Becca. -Evan

McLovin? Were you violating that young girl? Were you violating her with your penis? -Officer...

McLovin? Were you violating that young girl? Were you violating her with your penis? -Officer...

You know when you hear girls say 'Ah man, I was so shit-faced last night,...

You know when you hear girls say 'Ah man, I was so shit-faced last night,...

Becca: I'm so wet right now. Evan: Yeah... they said that would happen in health...

Becca: I'm so wet right now. Evan: Yeah... they said that would happen in health...

Oh my God! That's the coolest fucking story I've ever heard in my life! Can...

Oh my God! That's the coolest fucking story I've ever heard in my life! Can...

I'm assuming you all have guns and crack! -Officer Michaels

I'm assuming you all have guns and crack! -Officer Michaels

Oh Evan, thank you for bringing that lube for my pussy. I never would've been...

Oh Evan, thank you for bringing that lube for my pussy. I never would've been...

I'll be like the Iron Chef of pounding vag. -Seth

I'll be like the Iron Chef of pounding vag. -Seth

Jules: You scratch our backs, we'll scratch yours. Seth: Well Jules, the funny thing about...

Jules: You scratch our backs, we'll scratch yours. Seth: Well Jules, the funny thing about...

Calm down, calm down. She likes you. She wants to suck on your penis. That's...

Calm down, calm down. She likes you. She wants to suck on your penis. That's...

I am gonna give you the best blow J ever... with my mouth. -Becca

I am gonna give you the best blow J ever... with my mouth. -Becca

Dude! That means that by some fate we were paired together and she thought of...

Dude! That means that by some fate we were paired together and she thought of...

Fogell: What's it like to have a gun? Officer Michaels: It's like having two cocks....

Fogell: What's it like to have a gun? Officer Michaels: It's like having two cocks....

Spread your shit! Get on the ground! Loaded gun! Ready to go! Spread your shit!...

Spread your shit! Get on the ground! Loaded gun! Ready to go! Spread your shit!...

You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds. -Seth

You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds. -Seth

Evan: Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, It was so pimp, I even offered to...

Evan: Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, It was so pimp, I even offered to...