Shotgunning anybody in this room would be the moral equivalent of killing a car, a vacuum cleaner, a Barbie doll. Erasing a computer disk. Burning a book. Probably that goes for killing anybody in the world. We're all such products.

Quote by Chuck Palahniuk

Topics: Death Quotes, Existence Quotes, Life Quotes, Murder Quotes

Every woman is just a different kind of problem.

Every woman is just a different kind of problem.

More and more, it feels like I'm doing a really bad impersonation of myself.

More and more, it feels like I'm doing a really bad impersonation of myself.

Disaster is a natural part of my evolution. Toward tragedy and dissolution.

Disaster is a natural part of my evolution. Toward tragedy and dissolution.

The magic of sex is itÃs acquisition without the burden of possessions. No matter how...

The magic of sex is itÃs acquisition without the burden of possessions. No matter how...

You know, the condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip it on...

You know, the condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip it on...

Our Generation has had no Great war, no Great Depression. Our war is spiritual. Our...

Our Generation has had no Great war, no Great Depression. Our war is spiritual. Our...

Did you ever think about life as a metaphor for television?

Did you ever think about life as a metaphor for television?

If you love something, set it free. Just don't be surprised if it comes back...

If you love something, set it free. Just don't be surprised if it comes back...

I don't care what they do with my book so long as the flippin check...

I don't care what they do with my book so long as the flippin check...

We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something...

We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something...

I've met God across his long walnut desk with his diplomas hanging on the wall...

I've met God across his long walnut desk with his diplomas hanging on the wall...

Our real discoveries come from chaos, from going to the place that looks wrong and...

Our real discoveries come from chaos, from going to the place that looks wrong and...

The cat looks back at me the way dogs and some cars look when people...

The cat looks back at me the way dogs and some cars look when people...

Maybe this is why so many serial killers work in pairs. It's nice not to...

Maybe this is why so many serial killers work in pairs. It's nice not to...

Maybe this is why so many serial killers work in pairs. It's nice not to...

Maybe this is why so many serial killers work in pairs. It's nice not to...

The way you can go to Paris or Beijing and everywhere there's a McDonald's hamburger,...

The way you can go to Paris or Beijing and everywhere there's a McDonald's hamburger,...

Why is it you feel like a dope if you laugh alone, but that's usually...

Why is it you feel like a dope if you laugh alone, but that's usually...

Some people still think knowledge is power.

Some people still think knowledge is power.

The only secret knowledge we have is know-how and you can't break up know-how by...

The only secret knowledge we have is know-how and you can't break up know-how by...

Well-being and happiness never appeared to me as an absolute aim. I am even inclined...

Well-being and happiness never appeared to me as an absolute aim. I am even inclined...

Power in a corporation becomes residual and dwells in the background. It is the ability...

Power in a corporation becomes residual and dwells in the background. It is the ability...