I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.

Quote by Samuel Goldwyn

Topics: Biography Quotes, Funny Quotes

The reason so many people turned up at his funeral is that they wanted to...

The reason so many people turned up at his funeral is that they wanted to...

We're overpaying him but he's worth it

We're overpaying him but he's worth it

Television has raised writing to a new low.

Television has raised writing to a new low.

That's the trouble with directors. Always biting the hand that lays the golden egg.

That's the trouble with directors. Always biting the hand that lays the golden egg.

No person who is enthusiastic about his work has anything to fear from life

No person who is enthusiastic about his work has anything to fear from life

Go see it and see for yourself why you shouldn't go see it.

Go see it and see for yourself why you shouldn't go see it.

I think luck is the sense to recognize an opportunity and the ability to take...

I think luck is the sense to recognize an opportunity and the ability to take...

Give me a couple of years, and I'll make that actress an overnight success.

Give me a couple of years, and I'll make that actress an overnight success.

A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad.

A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad.

I'll take fifty percent efficiency to get one hundred percent loyalty.

I'll take fifty percent efficiency to get one hundred percent loyalty.

Our comedies are not to be laughed at.

Our comedies are not to be laughed at.

I'm willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never...

I'm willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never...

Any man who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.

Any man who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.

Include me out.

Include me out.

It's absolutely impossible, but it has possibilities.

It's absolutely impossible, but it has possibilities.

A Hospital is no place to be sick.

A Hospital is no place to be sick.

Don't pay any attention to the critics - don't even ignore them.

Don't pay any attention to the critics - don't even ignore them.

The harder I work, the luckier I get.

The harder I work, the luckier I get.

Ill give you a definite maybe.

Ill give you a definite maybe.

That's the trouble with directors. Always biting the hand that lays the golden egg.

That's the trouble with directors. Always biting the hand that lays the golden egg.