I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.

Quote by Samuel Goldwyn

Topics: Biography Quotes, Funny Quotes

I seriously object to seeing on the screen what belongs in the bedroom.

I seriously object to seeing on the screen what belongs in the bedroom.

No agency is better than its account executives.

No agency is better than its account executives.

That's the trouble with directors. Always biting the hand that lays the golden egg.

That's the trouble with directors. Always biting the hand that lays the golden egg.

A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.

A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.

I can give you a definite perhaps

I can give you a definite perhaps

The harder I work, the luckier I get.

The harder I work, the luckier I get.

No person who is enthusiastic about his work has anything to fear from life

No person who is enthusiastic about his work has anything to fear from life

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.

I can give you a definite perhaps.

I can give you a definite perhaps.

For your information, I would like to ask a question.

For your information, I would like to ask a question.

Pictures are for entertainment, messages should be delivered by Western Union.

Pictures are for entertainment, messages should be delivered by Western Union.

The scene is dull. Tell him to put more life into his dying.

The scene is dull. Tell him to put more life into his dying.

You've got to take the bitter with the sour.

You've got to take the bitter with the sour.

From success you get a lot of things, but not that great inside thing that...

From success you get a lot of things, but not that great inside thing that...

When someone does something good, applaud! You will make two people happy.

When someone does something good, applaud! You will make two people happy.

Any man who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.

Any man who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.

I hate a man who always says yes to me. When I say o I...

I hate a man who always says yes to me. When I say o I...

I never put on a pair of shoes until I've worn them at least five...

I never put on a pair of shoes until I've worn them at least five...

If I look confused it is because I am thinking.

If I look confused it is because I am thinking.

I was always an independent, even when I had partners.

I was always an independent, even when I had partners.