SCRIPTURES, n. The sacred books of our holy religion, as distinguished from the false and profane writings on which all other faiths are based.
Quote by Ambrose Bierce
All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.
Perseverance - a lowly virtue whereby mediocrity achieves an inglorious success.
JUSTICE, n. A commodity which is a more or less adulterated condition the State sells...
Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.
PUSH, n. One of the two things mainly conducive to success, especially in politics. The...
Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly.
Patience, n. A minor form of dispair, disguised as a virtue.
Revolution is an abrupt change in the form of misgovernment.
WASHINGTONIAN, n. A Potomac tribesman who exchanged the privilege of governing himself for the advantage...
Income is the natural and rational gauge and measure of respectability.
SIREN, n. One of several musical prodigies famous for a vain attempt to dissuade Odysseus...
Saint: A dead sinner revised and edited.
Ability is commonly found to consist mainly in a high degree of solemnity.
Marriage, n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress,...
Amnesty, n. The state's magnanimity to those offenders whom it would be too expensive to...
I never said all Democrats were saloonkeepers. What I said was that all saloonkeepers are...
Painting: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather and exposing them to the...
CARTESIAN, adj. Relating to Descartes, a famous philosopher, author of the celebrated dictum, _Cogito ergo...
I have no use for people who throw there weight around as celebrities, or for...
Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced.