LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the influences under which he incurred the disorder... It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the physician than to the patient.
Quote by Ambrose Bierce
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(Love) A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
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