Conservative, n: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal who wishes to replace them with others.
Quote by Ambrose Bierce
Ambrose Bierce Quotes
Philosophy: A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing.
OBSESSED, p.p. Vexed by an evil spirit, like the Gadarene swine and other critics. Obsession...
Pray: To ask the laws of the universe to be annulled on behalf of a...
Heaven: A place where the wicked cease from troubling you with talk of their personal...
The covers of this book are too far apart.
Prescription: A physician's guess at what will best prolong the situation with least harm to...
Inventor: A person who makes an ingenious arrangement of wheels, levers and springs, and believes...
The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog
(Love) A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.
To be positive is to be mistaken at the top of one's voice.
Abscond - to move in a mysterious way, commonly with the property of another.
LAOCOON, n. A famous piece of antique scripture representing a priest of that name and...
Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
Absence blots people out. We really have no absent friends.
Famous, adj.: Conspicuously miserable.
REVELATION, n. A famous book in which St. John the Divine concealed all that he...
Andy Warhol made fame more famous.
Madame Sosostris, famous clairvoyante, Had a bad cold, nevertheless Is known to be the wisest...
Gloriously false, a maid famous for all time.